Life1 Hall of Fame: Read/post all your funny posts here!

[sarab]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

If you had not deleted every single one of my posts in this thread, my point would be a lot clearer.

[Shak]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

Aap ki hain toh sahi posts iis thread may, mujh pur jhootay zulam kay ilzaam mat laga ke dil na dukhain mera

[Reha]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

[mod] Reminder: Please stay on topic as I do not want to keep moving posts. Thank you. [/mod]

[Shak]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

@goddamniamsoawesome

Why can’t you guys be serious? The following is my personal account of similar behaviour.

I was out shopping and something very similar happened. I was waiting at the checkout after picking up everything on my shopping-list and so I’m just chilling, waiting for my turn. At that moment these three British Pakistani girls walk up in the queue behind me. I didn’t pay attention, I was just minding my own business right.

Suddenly one of those girls passes by me and grabs my left arm and the other gets my right arm. They were strong, I have to admit. And rather skanky. So I’m like what the hell is going on you know? :eek: And the third one just started unbuttoning my shirt. I started struggling but you know these British Pakistani Girls. When they get down to business, there’s no stopping them! So she takes off my shirt and starts caressing my totally washboard abs and what not… I was proper squirming because of course you know, I’m a Halal boy and they were totally Na-Mehrams! :nono:

So they pushed me onto the checkout belt and you know I’m screaming and what not! I’m going all ‘Bachao! Bachao! Koi to mujhe in skanks se bachao!’ :teary2: But no one dared interfere with three British Pakistani girls in top gear. What happened next, I’d rather not describe to you guys. Basically they had their way with me. Its too traumatic to think about right now. I might blog about it someday though.

Until then my Halal brothers and sisters, please beware of British Pakistani Girls. They’re skanky, dangerous, possess extremely high libido and will do anything to satiate their carnal desires.

True Story.

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/480335-why-british-asian-girls-are-so-desperate-3.html#post8012836

:omg:

[Sara516]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/480637-so-why-are-men-so-desperate-2.html#post8014077

@sarab

Yes I tripped over and my face fell on the crotch area of a man that had recently taken viagra :hoonh:
I was trying to make it a poignant moment you fool.

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/480637-so-why-are-men-so-desperate.html

[firenze]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/480637-so-why-are-men-so-desperate-post8014077.html#post8014077
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/480637-so-why-are-men-so-desperate-post8014217.html#post8014217

[quote="“sarab, post:259, topic:235874"”]

Yes I tripped over and my face fell on the crotch area of a man that had recently taken viagra

[quote="“diwana, post:267, topic:235874"”]

Again very sorry for your loss.

And his.
[/quote]

[/quote]

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/480637-so-why-are-men-so-desperate-post8014214.html#post8014214
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/480637-so-why-are-men-so-desperate-3.html#post8014220

@firenze

[quote="“sarab, post:6, topic:235908"”]

Yes thats what I did after my fall, I covered the injured eye.

@firenze

You must, hopefully you are not an eye fetish.

[/quote]

[sarab]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

Hey why don't you and diwana go edit some more of your posts, you have done about 5 different versions, I don't mind waiting some more time to see an actual funny post.

[firenze]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

@sarab

Hey why don’t you and diwana go edit some more of your posts, you have done about 5 different versions, I don’t mind waiting some more time to see an actual funny post.

This post is more funny, you are the man :k:

[sarab]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

I just think it's sad that you have x amount of practise runs, re-editing the same posts to try and make it funny.

[firenze]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

I just think it's sad that you have x amount of practise runs, re-editing the same posts to try and make it funny.

That's a plain lie, just copied whatever is in the thread. huh

[sarab]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

That's a plain lie, just copied whatever is in the thread. huh

Yea you just copied the edited posts thats all.

[firenze]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

@sarab

Yea you just copied the edited posts thats all.

Sarab, all the posts with same words are in the thread. Check the time stamp.

[NomiCA]

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Very funny…i am like..tears falling out of my ‘both eyes’

@sarab

I don’t get the plowing the field part, I don’t know of anyone combing the pubic hair of a women. Milk part - assuming it’s something to do with oral, mail box - I guess the mans part is a letter and the womens part is the mail box opening, very wierd.

[Shak]

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http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/483546-pains-vs-rewards.html

@queer

pain:

1. :dishes:
2. :mop:
3. :daaghu1:
4. :coolios:
5. :gina:

reward:
queer :is:

[Shak]

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How to hit on a muslim man:

@philosophy

twist his moochein.

@redvelvet

Stroke his beard. That should get the message across.

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/484158-how-to-hit-on-a-muslim-man.html

[Shak]

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Thread name: He says no to our love mariage, what should I do?

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/484156-he-says-no-to-our-love-mariage-what-should-i-do.html#post8052346

@Code_Red

Oh come on !

Come here my sweetheart, Hug me tightly

Thats my girl.

*Train’s siren in the background *

Now look into my eyes …

*Ja simran Jaa !

Jee lay apni zindagi

Us Chachoondar ko chor

Rickshey waley ke saath baith jaa

[Shak]

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''How How should a girl…(tell parents I want to get married)?

@Gaia

Ammi Pappa…I have found someone for myself. His name is Jamaal and he’s a mix of African American and Hispanic background. I love him and wanna have babies.

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/486861-how-should-a-girl.html

[diwana]

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.

[Shak]

Re: HALL OF FAME : FUNNY

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/489824-wife-or-girlfriend-only-men-ladies-stay-out-and-gossip-somewhere-else.html#post8113208

:rotfl:

[Sara516]

Re: Life1 Hall of Fame: Read/post all your funny posts here!

this:
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/490628-im-in-love.html

but especially!
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/490628-im-in-love.html#post8123366