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@malta

Help me guys. I am so confused and sad right now.

I just got engaged to this wonderful, amazing, sweet, guy.
We knew each other from school for 4-5 years now.
I’ve dreamt of being with him forever.

But I just found out something and ti’s bothering me.

He has curly hair. All the times i saw him he had straight, styled hair.
Now i realize it’s curly…and i feel like he lied to me and betrayed me.

Now I don’t trust him b/c if he can hide the natural state of his hair from me..he can hide anything else right?

He’s a very nice guy, educated, religious, dresses nicely, and treats me well, oh I forgot to mention, I am a rocket scientist but he wotn let me work..saying that i can study rocks at home. I tried explaining to him that i’m a rocket scientist..ntot a rock scientist, but he wont listen

@kurripunjaban

consult your parents on the matter…

and then RUN when they start throwing their bata chapals at you.

@redvelvet

Bata chapals, LOL LOL LOL!!! I remember that brand of shoes!

On the other hand parents can also throw maaltay (oranges) at thread creater, Malta! LOL!

Now what is up with the desi shoe-throwing thing. No matter how fast your run, or in which direction you run…it seem the shoe rarely misses ya!

@kurripunjaban

Hahaha maltay!! Even better!

And I know righttt?! My mother cant throw anything to save her life, its like ‘mum pass the remote’ and i swear to gucci the remote lands in the next room, but when shes got her chapal its a different story. DOOSH back of your legs, its like an indian movie, its all slow motion as you feel it smack into your legs. Then she does her little victory dance…i cant wait to be a parent…maybe then i’ll acquire these magical skills too…not that i only want kids so i can use them as little bullseyes…hahaha…i think i better stop talking…