Re: Life is not the same. Wife's fault.
I think he is just trolling.
She use to be all girly and stuff. Always took good care of her self. Even she was a dog trainer she was still classy.
But yesterday I could no believe what I heard.
I don't feel like looking at her. I don't want to go home. She destroyed my life.
Yes, and you never fart..God forbid if you ever do it's English Rose or Lavender scented.
taubah taubah how could she, she scarred you for life!
oh lord:rolleyes:
Re: Life is not the same. Wife's fault.
Someone tell him how retarded this sounds outside of his head
Yes, and you never fart..God forbid if you ever do it's English Rose or Lavender scented.
taubah taubah how could she, she scarred you for life!
lol.. Gina thats exactly what i was thinking!! :P
No Gina, it's usually gardenia :@:
For Christmas it's gingerbread and cranberry scented..special editions!
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^ loooooooooool this THREAD is freakin H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S!
Victoria Secret models don’t even have belly buttons. Google “Karolina Kurkova belly button”. I’d post the pics here, but the mullahs will issue a fatwa against me.
Uzziel, your wife is an anomaly, as women do not flatulate. We eat roses and lillies.
She should be ashamed of herself. Banish her to no man’s living quarters. 
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Oh geez ! hahaha...FAIL !
Re: Life is not the same. Wife's fault.
Uzziel, grow the eff up. I'm pretty sure you're not even married because you're clearly an effing child. If you're ever lucky enough to find a woman willing to marry you, just look at yourself in the mirror and say "Uzziel, you are a jackass, now do everything you can to make this woman happy so she doesn't leave you because you are a loser."
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^^ LMAOOO
Re: Life is not the same. Wife's fault.
Well, did you tell her your life has been destroyed and will never be the same because she was being human?
he can’t handle the fact that his wife farted.
understandble ur upset mr uzzie..such habits are totally unexpected fromfemale spiecy..
Re: Life is not the same. Wife's fault.
No marwh, is her who could not hold it in. :(
Maybe I spank to hard. Maybe it was her way of saying no to
spanking.
Why life gets so complicated? I am at friend's she called twice.
What do I tell her.
LIfe was good in pre fart era.
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Uzziel, brother, your life is in such a mess...I feel for you. I would ask you to take a break from your wife for a few days, months or even years and perhaps the intensity of her evildoings will be overshadowed by good memories...
God bless.
Good luck and godspeed.
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is this thread for real ?
the guy has a simba on his display picture...i judge him!
dunt blame me for doing so..hes not a day older than 12
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I love this site, But I guess some ppl here a bit of temper
problem here.
aahamd always tell me I am not even married.
Even in last thread ppl make fun of me and my family and our on going
problem.