This thread is so funny!
I have to agree with everyones points here. I remeber once i attended a wedding and i sat at the table with mom and younger sisters. It was time for dinner and mom said to my sisters and I to get food first. So i put my purse on my seat and told Mom to keep an eye on the seat so no one take it. I came back with plate in my hand and i see some unknown aunty sitting on my chair on my purse!! Mom was talking with some other aunty so she didnt notice 
I dont think any desi wedding can come aout Perfectly perfect 