**Got this from a friend **
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect…
But nobody’s perfect… .
so why practice?
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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There’s MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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‘Your future depends on your dreams’
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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‘Hard work never killed anybody’
But why take the risk
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‘Work fascinates me’
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…
what more can I say…
