Lame Jokes

Post all your lame jokes here…:cadet:

Ok ok ok…so…two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ve lost my electron!!!”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, "Yes, I’m positive…

badum boom tissssssh

tapping mic is this thing on?

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:cb:

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:)

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Maroush :hehe:

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gud 1

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ustaad: aloo bukhara kise kehte hain?
shagird: jis aloo ko bukhaar ho jaye.

Inspired from lame jokes... a ..... Hanging Joke

Santa ka beta Fajlu jungle se gujar raha tha ki 1 darakht par us say 1 snake latka dikha?

Fajlu - Snake ke Kareeb gaya aur bola... dear lataknay-wataknay se kuchh nahi hoga.. doodh me bournvita daalkar piya karo....tabhi lambay ho sakogay...

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:rotfl: :omg: :rotfl:

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Ok, blessed and rajey, your jokes were funny :omg: not lame!!!

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Ok ok ok…ahem…

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night…one was assaulted…

Get it…assaulted…a-salted…

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Hehe Naughty Maroush lol !!

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This one is on a scale of 1 to 10 on number 10.
too lame yeah :bummer:

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:smooth:

C’mon guys, you post your lame jokes as well :faizy:

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Ok…ahem…

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty!!

Get it…tooth hurty…two thirty…eh…eh…:faizy:

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^ :hehe: ::chai:

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What was was when was was not was yet?

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LAME............................................................

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Lmao !!! :) Proud To Be Lame !!! Hehe :D

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Dil Pakistan…that was lame…:lifey:

Ok…

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look, I’m changing!!!

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:omg: :omg: :omg: