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Ammi: Beta, dawaa peeli thee?
Beta: Nahi ammi, wo to laal thee.
I am so so funny
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^I had to read it twice 
but it is funny 
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Hehe Lolz !!
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Soldier: Give me the map!
Clerk: Get lost!
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TLK g chaa gaey ap
Faris g apka joke nahi samjh aya 
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Notice in a church:
“Will the person who took the ladder please return it, otherwise further steps will be taken.”
A lorry load of wigs was stolen, the police are combing the area.
A lorry load of cement was stolen, the police are looking for hardened criminals.
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what was the first thing Gabbar singh asked his mom , when he started talking
he asked ’ Kitne Admi thay ’ ?
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What sound did Afridi make when he fell from the stairs? (ALLAH (SWT) na karay ke woh girhay :no: )
Boom Boom!
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What sound does the door make when Abdul Razzaq knocks on it?
Bang Bang!
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Just brilliant. 
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lol
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A mushroom walks in to a restaurant.
Host said: We do not serve mushroom.
Mushroom said:
Why not? I am a fun guy!
(Fungi)
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^ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
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good ones Diwana and TLK : D
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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall??
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DAM!! :D
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^ hehe
Did you here about the fight at the chip shop?
The fish got battered
Boom Bish!
A hungry desi homeless person stumbled into a courthouse… almost causing a riot Upon hearing the Judge shout, Order! Order!
To which the hobo smiled wickedly and shouted back… Jee sahaab ik plate Salan aur do roti’s!
Badaa Boom Bish!
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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?”
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The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
What was the witches’ favorite subject in school?
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Spelling!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
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He didn’t have the guts!