Kids Funnies Thread

[ZareenKhan]

Re: Kids Funnies Thread

@psyah

A conversation about clothes between myself, my wife and eldest son Hamdan (4 years)

Me) Are these nice clothes?
Wife) No
Me) Hamdan are these nice clothes?
Son) Yes, please these are nice clothes …
Son) Ummi, abbi key kapors (he couldn’t say kapre) hein?
Wife) Nahein betey yeah aurton ke kapren hein, aap ke Abbi (Father) kusrey (transvestite) to nahein hein.
Son) Ummi ye aapke kapors hein?
Wife) Haan betey
Son) Ummi aap kusra hein ?? !!!

@Iconoclast

Nadia has a habit that whever she gets a new pair of shoes she will wear them next day to school. I was telling her these shoes don’t look good with school uniform and she shud wear school shoes. She replies, “aap ko nahiN achhey lagtey tu aap na dekhaiN”

@Ma_Mooli

My 17 month old niece has a habit of calling any young child she sees ‘baby’, even if they’re much older than her. So yesterday whilst shopping we heard a loud baaaaybe, we look around to see who she was pointing at, and it turned out to be a short old lady who was passing by. The lady stared for a bit proabably in shock, and then walked away without saying anything. We didnt quite know where to look.

@Sidra

**I had tested a new eyeshadow and my couz’s daughter asked me :

-Khaala, aap ki aankhon pe kiya hai?
-Kuch nhi jaani makeup hai
-Itna makeup kar ke bhi jhinn hi lag rahi ho.

**

Awwieeeeeeeee! So cute, MA :).

@Decent_6Chora

Not funny but my 4.5 years old doll brought tears in my eyes yesterday as she said

“Baba why do people cry when someone die? I will be so happy to die because I will meet Allah”

Sometimes they say so difficult things so easily

:k: