A couple of weeks ago my 7 year old daugther wanted me to buy something very expesive for her , I told her I do not have that kind of money bitia. She said use the credit card or get it out of the machine ( ATM).
once I was talking to my nephew over the phone, They had brought a new dog in the house(pakistan) so we were exited. I asked him "kuta kis nasal ka hy?" he goes "chacho humari nasal ka hi hy"
as i was putting on menhdi on one hand, my friend's nephew age 6 kept looking while playing video game.
i dared to ask for his opinion as how it looks.
very matter of factly he said smiling, ' can i suggest you that.."
i said what.
he said, "if you would like to put on your other hand, simply clap once".
one time, my dad was feeding my lil bro this candy or something and then my bro (name's ali) says "ab ali abu ko khilayn ge" and so they both fed each other the candy and then he says "ab ali ki shaadi hogay"!!! :D
When I got home from work my nephews were over...and I got sick and started vomiting due to pregnancy...and 1 nephew goes to the other one (they are twins so same age) she ate too much and nephew 2 goes ya she ate too much. And then when I was all done nephew 1 goes what did u eat??? LOL. They are only 5 years old.
once I was talking to my nephew over the phone, They had brought a new dog in the house(pakistan) so we were exited. I asked him "kuta kis nasal ka hy?" he goes "chacho humari nasal ka hi hy"
My older son went to a friends house for a playdate. The friend has a 14 month old sister, cute as a button. I had my other 2 younger boys with me when I went in to pick up oldest son. This is the conversation from the back seat on the way home:
Middle son: I like your friends baby. Where did he get her?
Older son: At the baby store (says it like where else, you idiot)
Middle son: Hey mom, can we get a baby girl from the baby store?
One night my five years old daughter just didn't wanna go to sleep.
I told her if you don't sleep now you won't be able to wake up in
the morning and I'll have to throw water on you.
Her reply, I like water. You can still throw water on me even if i wake up.