I just thought of something.
Presenting my thoughts.
An interview with sheep.
There was a man who was able to talk with a sheep.
He interviewed the sheep.
Here is the lowdown on it:
Q: Sheep sahab Kia Haal Hain/
A: Bhain!............ Theek Hoon.
Q: Aap Boltay Bhi Hain?
A: Bhain! ............ Ji Haan. Alhamdo-Lillah.
Q: Aap Ki Khwahish Kia Hai"?
A: Koi Bhi Nahin. Pehlay Thi. Ab Nahin.
Q: Kiyon Bhai Sheep?
A: Meray Malik Ne Kaha Hai Gunah Hota Hai Agar Dunyia Main Kuch Maango. Sab Kuch Baykaar Hai. Bas Aakhrat Hi Main Khush Honga.
Q: Accha? Aap Ka Malik Kaun Hai?
A: Who Bohat Accha **INSAAN **Hai. Us Ko Sab Maaloom Hai.
Main Samajhta Hoon Who Sahih Hai. Aur Main To Bas Aik Sheep Hoon.
Main To Kuch Soch Bi Nahin Sakta.
Aur Kuch Sochoonga Bhi To Kia faida? Mera Malik Phir Bhi Zyada AqalMand Hai.
Q: Acha bhai Sheep yeah bataao tumhee khanay mein kia pasand hay?
A: Mujheay tu woo samnay wali ghaas khana pasand hay magar mera malik mujh say khata hay bus yeah hee ghaas khaao jo wo la kar deta hay.
Baqi Sab Haraam Hai Mujh Par.
Q: Agar tum doosri wali ghass khao gaye tu kia tumhara pait kharab ho ga?
A: Naheen maloom magar mera malak khata hay wo ghass achi nahee hay meray liyee.
Q: Bhai sheep kia tum koi kitab parh sak tay ho?
A: Bolnay Ke Ilaawa Mujhay Parhna Bhi Aata Hai. Pata Nahin Kaise Yeh Hua.
Magar mujhay kuch samajh nahee aata kia parh raha hoon.
Q: Tu phir tum kia kartay hoo?
A: Wohee jo malik kehta hay.
Q: Tumhay kabhee Bhabi Sheep ka khayal aata hay?
A: Kiyun nahee.
Q: Acha tu kabhee miltay ho us say?
A: Jee janab.
Q: Kaisay?
A: Jasay malik kehta hai.
Q: Yeh kia baat hoi?
A: Ab kia tum bahas karoo gaye us baat par jo mera malik, peer-u-murshid, mera Aaqa, Mera walee kehta hay?
Tumhay sharam nahee aati? Mujhay behkatay ho?
Q: Nahee bhai. Mera yeah mutlab nahee tha. Mein sirif yeah pooch raha tha keh koyee aisa kaam bhee hay jo tum khud say kartay ho?
A: Nahee bhai main tu bas aik sheep hoon.
*Ya to tumhay dikhayee nahee day ta ya sumjh nahee aata. *
**Kia tum bhee meri tarha sheep ho??????
**( I thought of a longer version but I think you will enjoy the shorter version better)