Everyone post their favourite knock knock joke and then we will have a poll on the weekend to see which is the funniest!
Competition closes: Friday 11th January.
And one entry each so pick the one you think is most funny (but hasn’t already been posted!)
Edit:
To clarify the theme, the joke should start with *knock knock…who’s there?
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If you have another joke you would like to share, please post it in the forum or we will have further competitions! 
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Boy to Girl..
Boy: Mere Dil Mein Aah Jao…
Girl: Chappal Utaaron Kya ??
Boy: Pagli Aise Hi Aah Jao MASJID Thori Naa Hai… :d
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hakuna it has to be a knock knock joke
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Thank you for your entry HM :) but Hadeel is correct!
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ohhhhh sorry
I didnt ever saw rules 
ok ok me posting other joke again but tomorrow… coz sabse best wala jo choose kerna hai :shoaby:
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Cool. Look forwards to your entry along with everyone else's
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Person 1.... .........** Me!**
Person 2,.............Me who?
Person 1,.............That's right!
Person 2,.............What's right?
Person 1,.............Meehoo!
Person 2,.............That's what I want to know!
Person 1,.............What's what you want to know?
Person 2,.............Me who?
Person 1,.............Yes, exactly!
Person 2,.............Exactly what?
Person 1,.............Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Person 2,.............Exactly what on a chain?
Person 1,.............Yes!
Person 2,.............Yes what?
Person 1,.............No, Exactlywatt!
Person 2,.............That's what I want to know!
Person 1,.............I told you - Exactlywatt!
Person 2,.............Exactly what?
Person 1,.............Yes!
Person 2,.............Yes what?
Person 1,.............Yes, it's with me!
Person 2,.............What's with you?
Person 1,.............Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
Person 2,.............*Me who?
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Person 1,.............Yes!
Person 2,.............Go away!
Person 1,.............Knock, knock...
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^^thats my favourite cuz its sooo irritating :@:
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here is mine :
**Knock knock.
Who’s there?
**Banana.
Banana who?
**Knock knock.
Who’s there?
**Banana.
Banana who?
**Knock knock.
Who’s there?
**Banana.
Banana who?
**Knock knock.
Who’s there?
**Orange.
**Orange who? ******************
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Da Lungi
Da Lungi who?
Ma'm da Lungi caught in da door!
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Great entries so far 
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opportunity
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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^
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**Knock Knock… bole to TAK TAK :d
Knock Knock…
Mulazima(Female Servant)… Konnnnn ??
Faqeer(Begger)… ALLAH ke naam pe Baji 1 rupay ka sawal hai…
Mulazima… Baba Maaf karo MAME SAHIBA ghar pe nahi hein…
Faqeer again knocking… TAK TAK TAK…
Mulazima… konnnnnn ???
Faqeer… Baji 1 rupay ka sawal hai…
Mulazima… Aray Baba kaha naa Mame Sahiba ghar pe nahi hein…
Faqeer… Beta me 1 rupeya maang raha hoon tumhari MAME SAHIBA nahi **
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^ :k:
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling these knock knock jokes! :p
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^ Not yet Huma. More entries please! :)
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!
Joke of the Week - Competition
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
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Awesome. Keep them coming!