Joke of the Week - Competition

Hadeel · January 9, 2013, 8:00am

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Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Well you don’t have to cry about it.

Awesome entries everyone.

khattichic · January 9, 2013, 4:30pm

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khattichic · January 9, 2013, 4:33pm

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Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

uzzybuzzy · January 9, 2013, 4:42pm

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^ Thanks Hadeel and khattichic for your entries.

Guac · January 9, 2013, 6:46pm

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
To!
To who?
To whom.

(This is for all of the grammer Nazi’s out there )

khattichic · January 9, 2013, 6:51pm

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Double like!

devilish_angel · January 9, 2013, 7:46pm

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for me

uzzybuzzy · January 9, 2013, 9:24pm

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Awesome Guac. :)

queen_24 · January 10, 2013, 5:48pm

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devilish_angel · January 10, 2013, 8:55pm

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^ queeny check out the first page, joke should have knock knock theme

uzzybuzzy · January 10, 2013, 9:26pm

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^ Thanks DA. :) Do post another entry Q_24.

queen_24 · January 10, 2013, 9:47pm

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:(

queen_24 · January 10, 2013, 9:51pm

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I am not getting the theme.... neither jokes, mazay ki baat, mujhay in me se kisi bhi joke p hansi bhi nahin aayi... kiya ye jokes khud bananay hain/ :( ye kese ajeeboghareeb jokes hain? banana wala.......... orange........ whatexactly.......... :(

Hakuna_Matata_1 · January 10, 2013, 9:53pm

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didi nahi didi just wo joke post karein jisme knock knock se start ho ....yani jese ke darwaze pe dastak hui :@:

queen_24 · January 10, 2013, 9:55pm

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wo to theek hay magar yahan post kiye huay abhi tak kisi joke p mujhay hansi hi nahi aayi :(

Hakuna_Matata_1 · January 10, 2013, 9:57pm

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to Didi ji phir aap aisa joke post karein jis pe aapko hansi aai ho and usme knock knock ka zikar ho :@:

queen_24 · January 10, 2013, 10:02pm

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Knock Knock

wife inside the house: kon hay?
man outside baji faqeer hun..Allah ke naam p kuch dedo
woman doesnt open the door

Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Wife: Kiya hay bhaee…
Faqeer: Baji Allah ke naam p dedo kuch, andha hoon…
Wife: maaf karo baba…

Knock Knock- Knock Knock- Knock Knock
Wife opens the door while irritating… Kiya hua baba kyun tang karr rahay ho?
Faqeer: Baji aapko aapke husun ka waasta… kuch pese dedo… kama nahin sakta…
Husband from behind: Darling, dedo dedo, bechara waaqaee andhaa hay..

Hakuna_Matata_1 · January 10, 2013, 10:11pm

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^ hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa

queen_24 · January 10, 2013, 10:12pm

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got it!!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W_H_O.

queen_24 · January 10, 2013, 10:13pm

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!