Joke of the Week Competition (14/01/13)

Hangout Humor (Rated G)

uzzybuzzy January 14, 2013, 11:39am 1

Everyone post their favourite one line joke and then we will have a poll on the weekend to see which is the funniest!

Competition closes: Friday 18th January.

And one entry each so pick the one you think is most funny (but hasn’t already been posted!)

Hadeel January 14, 2013, 11:54am 2

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Oh I have so many of them!!

=D

Microbian January 14, 2013, 11:55am 3

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It was written in a hotel in PARIS :

[QUOTE]
Please leave your values at the front desk :)
[/QUOTE]

Heard it from Zia Mohiuddin

devilish_angel January 14, 2013, 12:03pm 4

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To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!

uzzybuzzy January 14, 2013, 2:41pm 5

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Thank marina and DA.

Post your best one Hadeel!

Cheegum January 14, 2013, 4:22pm 6

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Muzna January 14, 2013, 4:26pm 7

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such a “big bang theory” joke!!!

Muzna January 14, 2013, 4:30pm 8

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

'Cuz the “p” is silent!

Cheegum January 14, 2013, 4:35pm 9

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Acha, i’ve never even seen big bang theory, just heard of it

uzzybuzzy January 14, 2013, 4:45pm 10

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Thanks Muzna and Cheegum! :k:

Hadeel January 14, 2013, 4:53pm 11

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When in doubt, mumble.

Hakuna_Matata_1 January 14, 2013, 5:02pm 12

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Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem, But seeing a half cockroach in your half sandwich is definitely a problem :d

aaliyahkhan1 January 14, 2013, 5:08pm 13

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^yewwwww!!! Gross but still

Are you saying this out of experience ?

Hakuna_Matata_1 January 14, 2013, 5:10pm 14

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha :d

ohhhh… ALLAH bachaye mujhe aise waqt se

uzzybuzzy January 14, 2013, 5:29pm 15

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LoL. Nice ones Hadeel and HM!

Waiting for yours aaliyahkhan1! :)

Hakuna_Matata_1 January 14, 2013, 5:32pm 16

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Thankkk You DS

:shoaby:

Microbian January 14, 2013, 5:54pm 17

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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who like mathematics and those who don't.
P.S: I fall in the second category :)

Cheegum January 14, 2013, 6:11pm 18

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Not liking math is like not liking the air we breathe :) Math is everywhere. You can't escape it. Math has you!

aaliyahkhan1 January 14, 2013, 6:21pm 19

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Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery

uzzybuzzy January 14, 2013, 6:56pm 20

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^ Aww. LOL.