JANWAR peeti hoie news kay sath

[Janwar]

*ZAROORI ILAAN *

Agar kese kO mari baat bOri lagi ho abhi tak tu plz do let me know takay hum un ka Peeti hoie news mai say naam hata day . . Shukreyah .

[Raindance]

*Originally posted by Janwar: *
Raindance ka naam chacha shabrati par geyah hai , un ko abb gaalee kay bachay is he naam say pookartay hai , peeti hoie news walay yah khabar maloom karnay waha gaie or aik bachay say poocha tu us nay batayah kay raino chacha shabrat walay din dhooti or kurtay mai jaa rahay tha kay humay say aik bachay nay un ke dhooti mai patakhay bhand deyah , jab patakhay phaatay or chacha ranio ke dhooti phat gaie , us din say raino chacha ka naam chacha shabrati rakh deyah hai .

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Ek taza khabar !!! Ek taza khabar

Ek dhoti phatay nammi ‘Chacha shabrati’ nay jo kay thora sa Pagal bhi hai, “Janwar” kay dono lambay lambay kanoo ko kaat ker unka pankhaa banaya aur appnay baloun mai lagaya aur Airport pohnch gaye “take off” kay leye. ARY kay Anwar Maqsood nay unhain appnay “Loose Talk” programme mai bulaya hai
jahan woh Janwar ki aur cheezain bhi dekhain gay,:elmo:

[fajju]

^^^ heheheheee :D

[Janwar]

Raindance u will pay for this

fajju 2 whom u r laughinG at :bash:

[bilalsohaib]

*Originally posted by Janwar: *
Raindance u will pay for this

fajju 2 whom u r laughinG at :bash:

arey mammo … loog tumhein bhi mammo banate hein…

[Janwar]

Nancy drew yah larki kafi din say nazar nahi aarahe , kaha hai or kidher hai just reporting to peeti hoie news .

[Janwar]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by bilalsohaib: *

arey mammo ... loog tumhein bhi mammo banate hein...
[/QUOTE]

lagta hai tumharay par bhi reporting karne paray ge :D

[SheeN]

sukar hai meraa kahi naam nahi:hehe:

[Golden_Scorpion_1]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Janwar: *

Golden scorpion yah sahab 3 din or 4 raato say ghar say laapata hai jin ko melay foran mar dalay kyun kay yah kaatay nahi balkay in ke badboo say he insan mar jata hai .

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Janeman.... Aik.Surevey ke Mutabiq.. Sab Se Zyada Ganday loag... PARIS ke haiN.. :D
And.. Issi liye WahaaN zyada Perfume bhi banti hay ;)

So.... Agar... Badboodar Makhlook na hoti... tou.. Perfume bhi na banti na ;)

[bilalsohaib]

*Originally posted by SheeN: *
sukar hai meraa kahi naam nahi:hehe:

lo ji khud hi apney taboot mein keel thonk di…

ab to naam aa jae ga…

[Nancy_Drew]

[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Janwar: *
**Nancy drew* yah larki kafi din say nazar nahi aarahe , kaha hai or kidher hai just reporting to peeti hoie news .
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main idher hi hoon, janu bhai :D

[IS]

Great Job Janwar bahi
keep it up :D

[fajju]

*Originally posted by Janwar: *
Raindance u will pay for this

fajju 2 whom u r laughinG at :bash:

ammiiiiiii … itni zoor se mara lag gai mere sir pay
main ap per thodi has rahi thi ..main tu raindance ki batoun per has rahi thi:D kitni achi batien kartey hain raindance …waise aap i think Elephant hain ..kyun k elephant k hi kaanon se fan ban sakta hai sahi kaha na ?

[fajju]

hi there its fajju from DISCOVERY CHANNEL :)
kal hamare country k ek bahut bahut bahut bahuttttttt badey scientist(Dr.raindance) ne ek bahut bahut bahut badi discovery kar k GS k sub Guppies ko heran kar dia ...:) Dr.raindance ne Gs k janwar ko discover kar lia hai k woh kaunsa janwar hai ...:D

waise mujhey Dr.raindance ki research per kuch shak hai aap main se koi scientist yeh bataye k janwar akher kaun sa janwar hai ...???
:D

[IS]

*Originally posted by fajju: *
hi there its fajju from DISCOVERY CHANNEL
kal hamare country k ek bahut bahut bahut bahuttttttt badey scientist(Dr.raindance) ne ek bahut bahut bahut badi discovery kar k GS k sub Guppies ko heran kar dia … Dr.raindance ne Gs k janwar ko discover kar lia hai k woh kaunsa janwar hai …

waise mujhey Dr.raindance ki research per kuch shak hai aap main se koi scientist yeh bataye k janwar akher kaun sa janwar hai …???

[Ultimatum]

ROTFL

[bilalsohaib]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by fajju: *
hi there its fajju from DISCOVERY CHANNEL :)
kal hamare country k ek bahut bahut bahut bahuttttttt badey scientist(Dr.raindance) ne ek bahut bahut bahut badi discovery kar k GS k sub Guppies ko heran kar dia ...:) Dr.raindance ne Gs k janwar ko discover kar lia hai k woh kaunsa janwar hai ...:D

waise mujhey Dr.raindance ki research per kuch shak hai aap main se koi scientist yeh bataye k janwar akher kaun sa janwar hai ...???
:D
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lo ji ker lo gal...

bus yahi wajah hai k mein Discovery Channel ko pasand nahin kerta...

[Janwar]

SheeN nay ramadan mai aik package nekala hai jis mai woh 2 ando par chinto ke bubleGum free day rahe hai , magar chinto nahi man raha is baat ko .

Golden Scorpion nay ajj aik new record banayah jo kay duniya kay sab say pahlay insan hai jinho nay yah record banayah hai , unho nay appni underwear ko 1 hr tak muu par pahan kar road par walk kari .

fajju nay ajj aik QUIZ program mai first prize jeeta jis par un ko Inaam mela hai , PC hotel kay toilet mai 2 dayz n 3 nightz stay hai

Innocent_Smile nay aik JOOTAY (shoes) ke dookan laga rakhe hai jis mai har kesam kay jootay hai , pata karnay par maloom howa kay woh sab jootay unho nay Masjid say choora kar sellout kar rahay hai .

Nancy Drew ke ajj shadi hotay rah gaie yah un kay 10th Dolha hai jo ghoonghat uthatay he bhag kharay howay .

bilalsohaib pakistan Army mai job kar le , achanak Jung ho gaie india pakistan ke , samnay dushman tu un kay barabar walay fooji nay bola kay tum samnay kharay dushman par gooli kyun nahi chala rahay tu biloo bhai sharma kar bolay samnay wala dushman boohat handsome insan hai .(gayz out)

Ultimatum TV talk show mai cat walk kartay howay pakray gaie .

[Janwar]

Sandleen shoping center par aik shop par pakri gaie... jab woh sandel choori kar kay bhag rahe the.

masoom_see_larki ka reema say jhagra ho geyeah coz reema nay MSL jesa dress phana howa tha.

phut girl achanak phat gaie maloom karnay par pata chala kay khana boohat kha leyeah tha .

Arnold Shalwar nicker ke chadi mai bomb phat geyeah agg bhoojanay walay kafi dair mai aie jab tak sab kuch jal chuka tha .

*Broken Sky * ajj jab woh road par appni bike numaa cycle par jaa rahay thay tu achanak un ko bus nay hit kar deyeah ,jab say waha par he bethay howay hai , poochnay par unho nay batayeah kay BUS kay peechay liekha howa tha... ( acha doost phir melay gay ) so BUS kay intazar mai bethay howay hai kay kab BUS aie or kab woh bus driver ko kick maray

Nimmi nay ajj bhook-hartal kar de or appnay room mai 2 din say band hai bahar nahi nekal rahe, pata laganay par maloom howa kay un ka makeup box kese nay choori kar leyah , jis kay bad woh kese ko muu dekhanay kay kabil nahi rahe coz without makeup hmmm

cute swee2 nay khana khaza mai ajj jamal ghoota bananay ka tareqa batayeah .

Mahnoor@Lahorenay lahore jaa kar sab say phelay ZOO par hazri de or waha kharay ho kar kuch dair rooie .. or aik khali cage ko dekh dekh kar rooti rahe jo kay aik banderyah ( female monkey ) ka cage tha... pata laganay par maloom howa kay un kay peeday honay kay bad 4 saal is cage mai training le hai tree par charnay ke .

LiL Human ko nawaz shareef kay sath hath melatay howa dekha geyeah pata laganay par maloom howa kay unho nay nawaz chareef ko aik OIL deyeah hai un ke chamakti hoie TIND ( head ) ko dekh kar .

*No_Reservation * ajj ganjay ho gaie pata laganay par maloom howa kay jab woh cigrate jalanay kay leyeah matchbox say teeli nekal kar agg lagaie tu woh agg un kay sir kay aik baal tak chali gaie jis say un kay saray baal jal gaie .

Shikra ajj aik tandor par rooti lagatay howay nazar aie .

Faizy nay QAIED-E-AZAM kay mazar par 21 topu ke salami de magar aik TUP( tank ) bhi nah chali jis par bari sharmindagi ke halat mai woh waha say chalay gaie .

sath raahie ga ( Janwar ) Peeti hoie News .

[IS]

*Originally posted by Janwar: *

Innocent_Smile nay aik JOOTAY (shoes) ke dookan laga rakhe hai jis mai har kesam kay jootay hai , pata karnay par maloom howa kay woh sab jootay unho nay Masjid say choora kar sellout kar rahay hai .

aap kay sar mein parhnay walay jotay b distaiyab hein

:kaboom:
:bash: