Yes ladies and gents its that time. What time is it? Well for you its that time of the month. For us men its “****ing hell, when did I get to Iraq?” time. In previous cases when it comes to that time of the month I would hunker down in my apartment away from the woman who supposedly loved me. During that period of the month I could never really tell if she loved me or need a punching bag.
But here comes the question that all men have. Its your time of the month, you are irrational, moody and frankly psychotic. What should we do? I am personally of the opinion:
“**** this, I am heading home. Call me in a week.” That has normally resulted in me being sent to the hospital. Not the best approach. But what is?
And this thread can not be complete with the south park joke. “I don’t trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die”.
Woman go through SOOOOO MUCH MORE than men, physically and emotionally, so is it so bad that we get a little irritable during this time?? Do we not already have SO MUCH to deal with, that we need a man who reverts to a child like state, and throw a tantrum ?!?!?
Sit in silence, and just nod along to everything we say, you'll survive. :)
See while that maybe well and good for the docile men, when someone is on the war path for no reason i get the hell out of dodge. And your demands can be insane during these periods.
Honestly CM are you that bored so bored in Darfur? Every day I see a new thread by you in this forum! So tell me, how many warnings have you received yet? :D
shinoooooo long time no see!!! for a moment there I thought only CM, X2, PCG were here - what happened to Gadha bhai? and BIB? i miss so many of you guys and there are so many unfamiliar faces here I’m starting to feel scared and alone
85 points so far Shinoo. Amazingly Sara gave me points! And yeah I am very bored.
Aunty Dangerous if all the women do that I suggest we have an early warning system next to your nicks. Blood red for "stay away" and "green" for all safe. Orange for "soon".
Like hell you missed me Dangerous aunty. Lying is not a nice thing :p
85 points so far Shinoo. Amazingly Sara gave me points! And yeah I am very bored.
Aunty Dangerous if all the women do that I suggest we have an early warning system next to your nicks. Blood red for "stay away" and "green" for all safe. Orange for "soon".
I say orange would be the most dangerous one out of the lot! stay away STAY AWAY! :-p
Years? I disappeared around 2004 or something. Maybe a bit earlier and I come back whenever I am bored at work. Never for more than a week. I only started posting regularly after the new year.
But I am a very proficient dodgeball player. Do your worst.
its good that you started giving them the regular breaks - your damage levels far surpass those of Hurricane Katrina I’m pretty sure GS had to call in the gov’t to bail them out
but now they have me and yes I am a proficient e-batswoman :bailan
Do as my husband does to me: gives me a hug when I am about to blast, warms milk for me with honey, gives me lots of comfort and applogizes over everything said or done.
And once I am done with the period, then he speaks of what happened this time.
instead i punch my favorite Teddy, have a tantrum at Buzz lightyear (he is the only man that understands me and listens quietly to whatever it is I have to say) go out for a drive (speed on the motorways) go with the intention of shopping in a city at least ten miles away - but end up with something from a discount store
I’m just too darn nice dammit
and when I come back my hubby just hugs me and says are you okay now?
but then he takes the keys and puts them somewhere really high where I cant reach them
Yes ladies and gents its that time. What time is it? Well for you its that time of the month. For us men its "****ing hell, when did I get to Iraq?" time. In previous cases when it comes to that time of the month I would hunker down in my apartment away from the woman who supposedly loved me. During that period of the month I could never really tell if she loved me or need a punching bag.
But here comes the question that all men have. Its your time of the month, you are irrational, moody and frankly psychotic. What should we do? I am personally of the opinion:
"**** this, I am heading home. Call me in a week." That has normally resulted in me being sent to the hospital. Not the best approach. But what is?
And this thread can not be complete with the south park joke. "I don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die".
Ha ha! This is too funny!
A woman is in a worse state when in labour! Now what will you do then? Lol! May you have 100 kids ! Hehe! :)
Oh for goodness sake, women have been menstruating since the beginning of time - why on earth do we need warm milk, back rubs, or extra hugs for 3 months of the year? When women throw childish tantrums and blame it on hormones for 1/4 of the year we lose any arguments we lose the gender equity argument.
i miss so many of you guys and there are so many unfamiliar faces here I’m starting to feel scared and alone 
and remember…its a secret!!
and yes I am a proficient e-batswoman :bailan
…this is good story thread…