itna na kijiyay tajassus.

blessed2006 · November 28, 2010, 1:53am

Ek daffa ek admi ek bazaar se guzar raha tha, wahan ek jaga kafi zaida loag jama they. kisi ne bataya ke koi mar gaya hai is liye sab loag kharay hain. admi ko bara tajassus hua ke woh bhi dekhe ke kon mara hai per rash hone ke wajah se usay jaga nahi mil rahi thi. achanak usay tarkeeb soojhi aur woh zor zor se “hato hato marne wala mera rishtedaar tha” chillata agay barhta gaya. loag usay jaga dete gaye. agay barh ker dekha tou…
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ek gadha mara para tha"

KKF · November 28, 2010, 2:04am

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hahaha...baKhuda mujeh pataa thaa k zarur gadhaa hogaa....hahhaha! ab ek gadhe ko ek gadha hii to pahchaanegaa na hahaha

Raindance · November 28, 2010, 4:45am

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Lekin Ghada mara kaisay, tajassus,UFF?

blessed2006 · November 28, 2010, 5:32am

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why angry? idhar gadhe ka bio data thori chal raha hai ke kab paida hua, kab shaadi hui , kab mara.

sarmad786 · November 28, 2010, 7:28am

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phir kiya hua ?? did he claimed the dead body or not ????

waleedhbk · November 28, 2010, 1:24pm

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:D

IceSoul · November 28, 2010, 6:37pm

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wasn't it, "marne wala mera baap hai"?

Raindance · November 29, 2010, 2:47am

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-------------------cv abn-----------------------
Yeh to pata chul gaya ke ghada abhi abhi hi mara hoga
Lekin Ghadi nay Ghaday say shaadi kay leye Inkaar keun kia ??

blessed2006 · November 29, 2010, 3:03am

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no gadhi ka chakkar gadhay ke maashi haalat achay nahi they is liye mar gaya,

blessed2006 · November 29, 2010, 3:04am

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yes it has been posted with different punch lines...i went with that one.

Raindance · November 29, 2010, 5:13am

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UfffOO! to yeh bolo na kay ghhay nay mengai say tung aa ker khudkushi ker li ,Hahahaha,Very Funny!

blessed2006 · November 29, 2010, 5:53am

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^ original joke aise hi tha

Southie · November 29, 2010, 7:15am

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Leejiye Trophy

blessed2006 · November 29, 2010, 7:35am

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phir trophy...tehro tumhe puzzle doon kya?

Southie · November 29, 2010, 7:47am

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Jharoor Jee. Ab mei soney wala hoon. Kal solve karke trophy hakdar (rightful) owner key pas thuranth lout ayega (or ayegi?) :)

Pink_fig · November 29, 2010, 8:42am

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agar gadha tha to logon ko kya zaroorat thi itna jhamgatta maarnay ki

blessed2006 · November 29, 2010, 8:52am

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chahe koi bhi logon ko dekhne ka shouq hota hai

blessed2006 · November 29, 2010, 8:53am

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no worries....check that thread tommorow.

princess_ku · November 29, 2010, 10:21am

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holy_moly · November 29, 2010, 3:17pm

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:)