Re: Islam Is Unpopular, says Indian Actor: Saif Ali Khan
Islam is a peaceful religion…no seriously it’s beautiful…err my dad was a freema …I mean Muslim…Abba was a Muslim…wait so where was I again?..(takes swig of a preferred poison and winks at Kareena)
Oh riiiiight, so Islam is truly a peaceful and beautiful religion and that’s why I believe/hope/pray that a Jesus-like messiah will come and abolish all the current laws of Islam and tell people that this new version is the real and better PEACEFULL-ERR Islam.
But err yeah…Islam …the current Islam…is PEACEFUL…PLEASE note all you actual Muslims out there who are staunch avoiders of alcohol…I want youse all to know that while I think your religion is PEACEFUL, I also feel we need to do away with it. :k:
Wait wait…lemme explain…don’t get your turbans in a twist…I know that the majority of the followers of this PEACEFUL faith called Islam are PEACEFUL Muslims and while I believe that the majority better represents Islam than the smattering of extremists…I still think that the vast majority of followers need to be told that their religion is wrong, that it needs to be changed. And since I believe that Islam needs to be changed…I am not quite saying that the few rotten apples are at fault…I’m actually implying that Islam on the whole is at fault; that it’s wrong.
Oh and even though I claimed to read the Quran in an ancient interview and even though I should then know that it would make MORE sense for a Jesus-like Messiah to preach the SAME things the original Jesus did (no idol worship, and other prohibitions)…I think it would be much better if the Jesus-like messiah…was actually NOTHING like Jesus at all …and was more like …more like…hmmm…let’s see…more like (Bebo coughs to clear her throat)…aah yes…more like my modern, free-spirit and inspirational wife Kareena…and therefore free us from the shackles of…welll…err…religion.
Now while there’s nothing “peaceful” or even “diplomatic” about me saying that we need a new Islam, I am hoping that my utterance of the word “PEACEFUL” will throw some folks off …cuz it sure worked with Bebo (winks at her).
Peace Out~~Saif Ali Khan (and the words between his lines)
Thanks for summarising it in the most suitable manner. The more I’m finding out about his half-cooked ideas the more I realise how shallow and fake he is. I bet he doesn’t know the Abc of freemasonry and illuminati…he’s a wanna be. Just like other bollywood actors, in fact, the whole bollywood industry has zero substance to it…they’re nothing but copycats. Saif has no idea about the philosophy of freemasonry…he’s in it just to get bit more fame coz of its controversial nature.
He’s a fake illuminati.