is this all i'm worth?

okay so i’m a pretty successful dude..i have alot to offer…i wont tell you all cz i know yall are jealous and wont believe me…

i just cant find a girl good enough for me.

the last rishta i got was a 22 year old who did a liberal arts degree. she had a crooked tooth and a messy bun.

I mean CMON, is that all i’m worth…an old lady whos not so bright and lacking in the looks department?..Where are all the hot, smart, obedient girls at? :rolleyes:

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Re: is this all i'm worth?

I thought you were a girl?

This flew over my head

Re: is this all i’m worth?

no aisha..i am a dude :devil:

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Ok is this a recipe of all the things in Life 1? :konfused: I didn’t get this.. :S

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*why wud u hide behind a girl's ID? wanna hide something? very strang and sickening! *

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teehee sara :D

And thereby hangs a tale - the thing is , when you looking - they all are under some hats . The minute you are hook’d , they all start bumping in .

Thats why you man said ’ Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises ’

:chai:

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awww sara u had a sex change!!! nice!!!

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Where are the nice guys?:@:

I saw one go thattaway ---------------------->

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Moderating Life1 is injurious to health: Ministry of Psychological Health

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Sara smoking some hash!!!!

Re: is this all i’m worth?

stoppit’s the only one who got the point of this thread.

Everyone else…yes, and thank you.

actually i forgot what the whole point of the thread is.

mods please close…

wait a minute… :hmmm:

I am a smart, hot, obident girl, pick me!

  • I'll cook fresh food for you every single day
  • I'll serve you home made roti every single day
  • I'll take off your socks and shoes while you watch Bollywood actresses do a$$ swinging dances
  • I'll never call you by you name, I'll always call you INN, UNN and YEE
  • and last but not the least, I'll never ask for anything from you. dil o jaan sai aap kee aur aap k bachoon kee khidmat karoon gee

Sara jee pick mee pick mee

[quote="Decent_6Chora, post:2, topic:211584"]

I am a smart, hot, obident girl, pick me!

  • I'll cook fresh food for you every single day
  • I'll serve you home made roti every single day
  • I'll take off your socks and shoes while you watch Bollywood actresses do a$$ swinging dances
  • I'll never call you by you name, I'll always call you INN, UNN and YEE
  • and last but not the least, I'll never ask for anything from you. dil o jaan sai aap kee aur aap k bachoon kee khidmat karoon gee

Sara jee pick mee pick mee/QUOTE}
i'll take care of ur old parents n young siblings
will make parathas every moning
giv u bed tea
i'll never ask for gifts and be happy with watever junk u bring
i'll never go for shopping, hoteling, movies
watever i earn i giv it to u n ur ammi...i mean OUR ammi

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^ o ho RACE .... Sara kee BV banney kee :)

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Sara i just saw you the other day, are you aunty mama?

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i've had the pleasure in dating sara, he's a hunk. hunksta gangsta!

She showed you her 'bun'?

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how could I not see it? it was right there.....