Iran Crisis

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I will gladly join you if you can convince me that this kind of "jihad" is necesary...plus I think I told you before, I dont need no stinking hoors...all I need is a golf cart and golf course...can you do that? :)

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Iran doesnt need nukes
Iran needs democracy that too western style the kind Shah of Iran had with one ruler and big stick. I like that democracy. vote for me or the stick choose one.

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You are missing the point with the hoors. These hoors come with the golf cart and the course to keep you entertained and fix your swing if you miss, more like a gadget that can do whatever you want 'em to do without questioning.
This jihad is very necessary because as I have mentioned in the past
“the fault dear brutus is not in our stars, but in ourselves”. We (muslims) need to address out issues (in a peaceful amicable fashion). Iran, Iraq, Egypt, Pakistan, SA all have sectarian issues. We need to address them and ensure that people from different faiths can dwell with us in harmony (islamic past had that). This step just doesnt come over night, it will take years (20-50) years till we reach this point.

What are we doing to achieve that (build a fking bomb). This is ghunda bazi.

So when a [shia] cant live with a sunni (lets not even bring in your favorite religion Qadiyanism or whtever the fk its called), how can we dream of a ummah of past.

Lets give US and the western powers a chance in iraq and in afghanistan, if they can transform a Japanese society I am sure muslims (arabs and persians) can succeed as well.

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what iran does or doesnt need is for Iran to decide, not some looney tunes across the pond.

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Ok, now we are getting somewhere (Hoors with Golf Carts). Bomb is necessary to protcet ourselves from ...yes..Israel. Anyway, those are good thoughts...let me finish my lunch and I will get back with ya.

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Loony is an interesting term.

Define looney: madmen trying to acquire nukes because Allah told them in a conf call
OR
A person trying to dissuade the GS population of ills of a nuclear device and the disasterous effects on their own population and the people that they would like to kill (jews for the attention deficient)

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^ this is great...I am sure the saudis are shaking now. I don;t know why you people are so worried. Iran will first launch at Saudi,then at Pak before it tries to hit Israel. Israelis have nothing to fear from Iran....

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Loony is an interesting term.

Define looney: madmen trying to acquire nukes because Allah told them in a conf call
OR
A person trying to dissuade the GS population of ills of a nuclear device and the disasterous effects on their own population and the people that they would like to kill (jews for the attention deficient)
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1) Replace Allah with Jesus and you may be somewhat closer to the truth.

2) Presumptions based on ill informed paranoia. Not a an ideal trait to have when dealing with sensitive issues.

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^^ Mamo you'd rather hear from Allah's vice gerent than Allah himself, Tauba Tauba, Kya Zamana agiah heh.

Mamo Iran acquiring nukes is not a sensitive issue. They are more like a "ziddi bacha" in a toy store. Shut up already is what I say to ziddi bachas.

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P.S Mamooli can you please PM me my beautiful poetry today (the one which you deleted) thank you. Shakes-spear turned in his grave over that classic piece of work.
I wnat all of it, the one with a iranians eating pita in nuker and jews setting up settlements in isfahan and tehran (leaving gaza for higher ground).

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Define looney: madmen trying to prevent nukes because Jesus told them in a conf call

can you hear me now? Good.

ps. your poetry is unretrievable.

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I was talking to a friend of mine who is an analyst at MS for the O&G sector. He said one thing I found quite alarming and wanted to share with my pakistani ummahfreaks.....I paraphrase " even in the land of hybrids and fuel cell techonologies, the demand for oil will not go down in the next 50-100 years..you think US is reviled in the muslim world...what do think would happen when CHina, India and Russia press the mullahs?....they won't be worried about human rights and freedom of speech and taking what they think they need with one foot on the neck"

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Talk about twisting facts. No wonder why Ummah is in such a terrible shape. Tauba tauba. Now where is my intellectual materiel? Mamo.

PD I hear you, and agree with you. Why do you think that the Pakistani muslims are so quiet over the repression of uigher chinese?
They dont want no panga with unlce cheen. AND why do you think Unlce Cheen built the karakoram highway? it was not a good will gesture (that I can assure) it was for the ease of taking over should the miscreants misbehave.
boom boom
kaboom
titi kaka
Now, you wok a fo me

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that is if china, india an russia press the mullahs. At the moment they seem pretty content with their contracts.

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:k:

Gavril, here’s a poem for you to learn and recite everyday from now on, especially the bolded line.

Sar Zad Az ofogh Mehr-e Khawaran
Forugh-e Dide-ye Haqq-bawaran
Bahman - Farr-e Iman-e Mast
Payamat Ey Emam Esteqlal, Azadi Naqsh-e Jan-e Mast
Shahidan - Pichide Dar Gush-e Zaman Faryad-e-tan
Payanda Mani O Jawedan
Jumhuri-ye Eslami-e Iran

:slight_smile:
:jhanda:

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You are kidding me, NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I want a fking nuke and nuke WA, wtf that was my intellectual property.

I need to sue you guys like right now, please retrieve and PM me. thank you I am sure it’s in the empty recycle bin or smething my helpdesk guy can undelet my files I am sure you can too.

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^ It is not a matter of IF but when. When US set up offices in Saudi post ww1 and more so in WWII, it was also not IF. As American strength grew so did their way of dictating global economics and thirst of natural resources required for that growth. China, India, Russia and Brazil will do the same...the great satan will be the great hydra for the muslim world unless they wake up and smell the coffee and play ball with the rest of the world. the messiah ain't coming boys and girls...this is it. There is no glory in being left behind.

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Oiy bhaijan eh keRI zaban eh, eh tey bohot mushkil eh, I thought Pakistani National Anthem was hard, this can make a dead man alive.

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Let them live in their past for now, once the spitznaks come a banging

It will be

Allah Allah Bichao Hum ko
Kidher gaye humare amriki jawan
bulao bulao un ko
hum ko amrika seh bohot muhabbat
amrika he jaan humari
amirka he dil humara

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princip, shut up already will yer. your poetry was offensive for one, and secondly, if i did retrieve it, you'll post it again. Am not having that.

pd:* the messiah ain't coming boys and girls*

Thats what you think. the rest of the world is getting along pretty well with iran, its only some lil place in the far west, that has no clue on how to deal with iran. everyone else seems to be doing just fine.