intelligence of a sardar.

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his
father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could
only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because
I am Sardar?"

"No son, that’s because you are intelligent. "
Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his
father another question, “Dad, today we had Math class - All the other
kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this
because I am Sardar ??”

“No son, that’s because you are intelligent,” replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, “Dad,
today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me,
I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??”

The father replies, “No son, that’s because you are 31 years old.”

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Two Sardarjis are in a railway station.

“Can I take this train to Ludhiana?” asks the first.

“No,” answers the RR man.

“Can I?” asks the second Sardarji.

aab mujay bato kiya karoon these are so funny.

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These are even funnier have fun

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Ameer returns from his first day at Madrassa and immediately questions his
father." Abba, today we had a Urdu Class - All the other kids could
only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because
I am a Muslim and have genes of Persians and Arabs?"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent. "
Ameer seeming content with the answer, asks his
father another question, "Abba, today we had Math class - All the other
kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this
because I am a muslim and have Arab and Persian blood??"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Ameer poses another question to his father, "Abba,
today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me,
I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Muslim??"

The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

Two Pakis are in a railway station.

"Can I take this train to Lahore?" asks the first.

"No," answers the RR man.

"Can I?" asks the second Paki.

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Mundayaa,

I disagree, Jokes are used to sterotype and label a community.

Jay leno talks about personalities or Italians he dare not make jokes about Jews, Pakis, Arabs or muslims which down grades them and make fun of them by sterotyping them. If he ever did he will be sued by these groups immediately.

Blond is not an ethencity or religious groups therefore everybody can make jokes about them because almost all european have blond members.

Sikhs have nothing in common with you and you know nothing about them. I think most of them a smarter than you..back off.

Show your maturity by being decent and by developing the ability to laugh at yourself not at others.

[This message has been edited by Rani (edited January 10, 2001).]

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rani, now that you have posted jokes with Pakistanies in it. what are you complaining about?

Sikhs have nothing in common with you and you know nothing about them. I think most of them a smarter than you..back off.<<<

i know plenty of sikhs. some smarter than me and some arent. and this isnt a wrestling match so no need to ask ppl to back off. learn to have a discussion.

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[QUOTE]
Originally posted by mundyaa:
rani, now that you have posted jokes with Pakistanies in it. what are you complaining about?

My complaining was met with lot of opposition from Pakistani who saw nothing wrong in telling racial Jokes. I am just showing you that anybody can post racial Jokes. Do unto others as you want them to do to you.

*i know plenty of sikhs. some smarter than me and some arent. and this isnt a wrestling match so no need to ask ppl to back off. learn to have a discussion. *

Well you r not listening to reason and trying to justify sterotyping a religious group of people. I can bet you will not like it if Hindu or Sikhs start telling Paki Jokes, depicting them with low IQ, on this forum.

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Well you r not listening to reason and trying to justify sterotyping a religious group of people. I can bet you will not like it if Hindu or Sikhs start telling Paki Jokes, depicting them with low IQ, on this forum.<<<

rani, u r just getting worked up here for no reason.

u raised your standards as high as the america’s. so if seinfeld depicts a Pakistani as an uneducated illegal immigrant who cant speak english we all laugh at it. but if a sardar is shown as a person who has trouble thinking in a joke you think that doesnt match your american standards?

this one time conan o’brien made fun of hindu women and the hindu custom of wearing a fat “tikka” on their foreheads. he grabbed the skinniest indian woman who was almost dieing… he peeled of her “tikka” from her forehead and out came a coupon for free ‘BIG MAC’.

one time David Letterman made fun of sardars saying something to the effect that all cab drivers in NY are illegal non-english speaking men with turbans → sardars.

once again… now that you have lost your argument. have posted reasonably funny Pakistani jokes without anyone complaining about it. its a good time for you to take that prozac before its 12 o’clock again.

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My deepest apologies to Ms Rani or any other Indians / Sikhs, who read this thread and were offended. Didn’t know that will go this far and hurt someone’s feeling so much.

I would “suggest” (and request) that if you don’t want to get offended, please don’t read the jokes on this board and especially not the ones with “Sardar” in the title.

PEACE!

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I would "suggest" (and request) that if you don't want to get offended, please don't read the jokes on this board and especially not the ones with "Sardar" in the title

How about ignoring Jokes regarding Pakis, Mullahs and muslims.

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[QUOTE]
Originally posted by mundyaa:
**>>>Well you r not listening to reason and trying to justify sterotyping a religious group of people. I can bet you will not like it if Hindu or Sikhs start telling Paki Jokes, depicting them with low IQ, on this forum.<<<

rani, u r just getting worked up here for no reason.

I am not worked up, i know racism when i see it and it am not going to close my eyes and pretend it is not there. Farid is right Paki Pujabis are extremely racist people they make fun of others, while they are nobodies themselves.

**u raised your standards as high as the america’s. so if seinfeld depicts a Pakistani as an uneducated illegal immigrant who cant speak english we all laugh at it. but if a sardar is shown as a person who has trouble thinking in a joke you think that doesnt match your american standards? **

I didn’t laugh…seinfield was wrong but he only did it only once if he made a habit of it, all Pakis will be crying murder and would have taken him to the court. I have many times overlooked the Jokes but enough is enough.

**this one time conan o’brien made fun of hindu women and the hindu custom of wearing a fat “tikka” on their foreheads. he grabbed the skinniest indian woman who was almost dieing… he peeled of her “tikka” from her forehead and out came a coupon for free ‘BIG MAC’. **

Like i said one time somebody can get away with it but if it becomes a constant thing then it is not a joke, it is a put down and Indians would and should take him to human rights tribunal.

**one time David Letterman made fun of sardars saying something to the effect that all cab drivers in NY are illegal non-english speaking men with turbans → sardars. **

This is very mild compare to the Jokes on this forum, he didn’t say they were brainless or stupid.

**once again… now that you have lost your argument. have posted reasonably funny Pakistani jokes without anyone complaining about it. its a good time for you to take that prozac before its 12 o’clock again.

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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You have proved youself insecure racist..time to start laughing at yourself instead of at others, closing the madrassas and getting some real education about other communities :slight_smile:

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This is very mild compare to the Jokes on this forum, he didn't say they were brainless or stupid.<<<

hehehehe so u wouldnt mind if you were called a illegal resident of this country busting your hump driving a cab?

Like i said one time somebody can get away with it but if it becomes a constant thing then it is not a joke, it is a put down and Indians would and should take him to human rights tribunal.<<<

accusing a comedian for shooting jokes in a "comic" program.... i think all indians will be recommended prozac then. and these "american publications" i mentioned are well known... less known comedians are waaaaay ahead. thats why i asked you what "american publications" are you referring to. you had no answer.

FYI: babu butt was not on for one show but for several repeated shows. i dont think Pakistanies minded that... including myself.

This is very mild compare to the Jokes on this forum, he didn't say they were brainless or stupid.<<<

no where do i see anyone saying sardars are dumb and stupid and ignorant in the jokes.... the joke is about A SARDAR.

You have proved youself insecure racist..time to start laughing at yourself instead of at others, closing the madrassas and getting some real education about other communities <<<<

start taking more prozac. u r certainly doing a very good job in proving the joke to be true for most "illegal sardar cabbies" like yourself.

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Um, I guess you can ignore that too.

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

My point was, you can save yourself a lot of trouble not reading these. I think you and all the others in this thread have made thier point.

Can we stop it now? Please!