An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman says: “I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer”.
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
“Ok”, he says, “10 bottles”.
And the machine is silent.
The American says: “I think I can eat 15 hamburgers”.
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
“Allright, 8 hamburgers”.
And the machine’s silent.
The Sardarji says: “I think…”,
BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
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funny
thanx 4 sharing!
Whatever limits us we call fate!
Whatever we can’t change we call destiny!
That was my joke...which I put up on the Yahoo pages, months ago Thanks for copying!
ASMA
DEAR you are not the only person who searchs the yahoo.
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The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women-
Nancy Astor
LOL
nice one
ALLAH Hafiz-o-Nigheban
I thought that was a Blonde Joke???
Yes but you pineapple I wrote it! At least you could have the name written next to it.
Can't you be original and write your own jokes!...yeah right!
Yes but you pineapple I wrote it! At least you could have the name written next to it.
Can’t you be original and write your own jokes!..yeah right!
uffffffff.
Err Asma, you are the very first, absolutely original writer, the ultimate inventor of this joke? Because I’ve been reading this joke for quite some time
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Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing all my life!
This is Pakistani Joke about a muslim.
Only brainless and jealous people make jokes about a community they know nothing about and doesn't live among them.
Farid,(a Pakistani) is right Pakistani about his accessment of Pakistanis as very racist Jealous people who suffer from acute identity crisis.
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LOL
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One falsehood spoils a thousand truths.
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Howzzaaaaaaaaat !!!
This is Pakistani Joke about a muslim.
Only brainless and jealous people make jokes about a community they know nothing about and doesn’t live among them.
Farid,(a Pakistani) is right Pakistani about his accessment of Pakistanis as very racist Jealous people who suffer from acute identity crisis
YEAH RANI YOU ARE SO RIGHT DARLING . I GOT THIS JOKE FROM A SARDARS WEB SITE… THROUGH YAHOO.
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YEAH RANI YOU ARE SO RIGHT DARLING . I GOT THIS JOKE FROM A SARDARS WEB SITE... THROUGH YAHOO.
Did you...Sardars can tell Sardar jokes, as only blacks can tell blacks jokes. Everybody can laugh at themselves nothing wrong with that but laughing at others is another matter.
Dearie, how about telling us some muslim jokes for a change...maybe you are too insecure to do that..
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Listen Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaya, that joke is very very old.
Together a couple of friends and I set up this jokes page on Yahoo (check it out if you haven't already!)...and that joke I made up years ago..thats all I said!
Its my joke...so there!
Blah Blah Blah...etc etc...Gotta go and see that wicked movie Gladiator!
yawnz
Thanks but I don’t want to see your “jokes” page.
And you must be reallyyyy witty and amazingly intelligent to make up your own jokes
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I’m so impressed.
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing all my life!
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V~V~VHe came, He saw, He conqueredV~V~V**
----*High Priest-OF-Painful Truth*----
Banta was in the army. During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers. He would hide behind the bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier named Imran Khan would get up to say "I am here !" Then Banta would shoot him down. This went on till Banta almost wiped out all the soldiers single handedly!
Suddenly the Pakistani commander realized that Banta was killing all his soldiers by fooling them. So he decides to use Banta's own method to kill him and starts calling him names like Banta etc. Banta realizing that the Pakistani was using his trick, suddenly says "Who called me?" and the Commander gets up to say "I called you." Banta shoots him down_____________________________________-
I M SURE PAKISTANI ARMY WAS'T PART OF YOUR COMMUNITY ...
why are you guys are so extreamist.did any where in my post i mentioned religion.or may be its becouse you are sardar..it is a joke forum plz go to world affair or religion to discuse this.
rani yaar kiyoon panaga lay rahi plz baaz aa jao
hUM sA hO tO sAMNE aAYA - YEAH YEAH YEAH!
Your so right - I am witty and intelligent.
Yawn all you want, I bet you'd enjoy the site anyway! Yawn Yawn!
Rani. I would not mind, if you would post jokes about our community, so please don't react like that, after reading a sardar joke. IT'S JUST A JOKE, YAAR!
Umer, the Pakistani Brain of Austria