My cousin is called Shamus so i doubt it but whether it is or not, im pure Kashmiri and have nothing in common with the Irish apart from there love for football 
First ease off with the ādesiā term Indian are not my people and i share nothing in common with them and definitely would never seek a spouse within that race. First off i donāt do the dating/clubbing business im not a āmodernā pakistani, sorry to dissapoint you there but i value my religion and culture highly.
Bro no need to swear to a fellow Pakistani, inshallah you get a warning for your cursing 
Im sorry im not a chick magnet like you bro but im sure you can discuss thing with Deeba as she seems to be quite similar to yourself.