Inappropriate closeness with pets

based on the current trend of threads in life1, how soon do you think someone would start a thread about inappropriate closeness with a bakri or a chihuahua because someone they met knows someone who heard from someone who knew someone else that knew…you know the drill.

secondly, its a trend isnt it. bearing topics to death by having all diff angles to the same topic?

obviously then it is a trend for someone to make fun of that trend, and usually that is part of the downfall of the original trnd that is being made fun of. so hopefully this does the trick.

oh yeah…step away from the bakri please …malik saaab, step away from the bakri…i wont ask twice.

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Malik Saab koun hain?? :hmmm:

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ab u ko yeh jaanne kii kia zaroorat dar pesh aa gaii?

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^ coz yeh thread unke liye banaee gaee hai na

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mr. maalik means the 'mr. owner of the goat' ... Theek?

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Soooo...I dunno where to start.... but my sister had a guy friend who had a crush on a guy whose brother had an old goat which for some reason liked going to their neighbor's house..

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Ohhhh maleek I thought Malik …wese agar so apni bakri ki dekh bhal nahi kare ge to aur kon kare ga? :hmmm:

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tum baRii bholi ho … subHaan Allah :smiley:

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^ muje bholi kehne walo ke mouh Mai mirche :mad:

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to, mircheN kia aajkal sastii ho gaii haiN? :smiley:

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well one of my friend’s has a younger sister whose boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend started grad school and she met a guy there who she started dating and found out from this guy that he broke up wiht one of his ex gfs because she…errmmm was a bit too close to her dog

so stuff like that does exist ok so plz dont make fun :snooty:

:stuck_out_tongue:

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i never heard any religious verdit on it so i guess its ok :D

stares at the hamster having lewd thoughts

sexy hamster!!!! MUST PUT A BURQA ON HIM...................................

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:D

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alright it reminds me of this funny story from louisiana.

there was this mid age loner loser living with a male and female dog.
one early morning his neighbors called cops on him and when cops arrived he was busy with his female dog in the backyard.

In the police station he told the cops that he woke up in the morning and he had that “early morning situation” going on and the bi+ch looked at him in sexual ways and that bi+ch seduced him in to doing that. :smiley:
lol.. he tried to do character assassination of a dog :hehe:

later dogs were taken in to protective custody and the man was let go.

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:omg:

Actually, I was thinking that too, you know people starting threads on necrophilia and stuff like that.

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Seriously ? this cannot be common place in Pakistan. I can remember a few years ago some gori guy got caught making love to a goat here in the UK but that is about it.

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Sorry Mr. Gerbil, time for you to go. :(

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go where..please elaborate

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so this reminds me of a joke

this dude is stranded on an island with a sheep and a sheepdog
and well the dude has some ..intentions..for the sheep, but everytime he gets close to the sheep the dog would attack it
one day he sees that there is some wreckage of a ship washing up to the shore and he runs over to see if there are any goodies, instead finds a girl who is half dead, he carries her to his hut, takes care of her and she is finally better in a few days
she says, thank u for saving me, ask me for anything…anything i can do for you
he says oh yeah…could you please hold on to the dog for 15 minutes or so…

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I was reading this thread aloud....

And my bakri ran away.

No milk in the morning. :(