I'm such a DORK - is age just a number?

[Sandals]

Re: I’m such a DORK - is age just a number?

@Ghost14

Tell him that based on the size of his hands, you’ve concluded that his penis is too small for you to date, but just right for you to marry.

But only if you’re the vindictive kind…oh wait that’s all women isn’t it?

Ooooh snap…!