I will give you one example…
Aasteen maiN saaNp paalnaa
How is it even logical when you will not get time to nurture these snakes… you know as soon as you will have snakes under your sleeve, your are going to be biten to death…
Talk about the logic 
Share more if you know any…
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Ultay qadmon loat ke anaa (or something like that )
also Sar ke bal anaa ..
this is not possible unless you are an acrobat (not the reader, but the performer)
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apna ULlu seedha karna. 
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Ultay baaNs bareli ko
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hosh key nakhun leyna 
or is it aqal key nakhun leyna??
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These are new to me except the 1st one.Could anyone please elaborate when they are used & what they mean ?
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aasman sey gira, khajoor mein atka
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chor ki daarhi mein tinka :D
it’s not illogical, Bareli is famous for Bamboo production and exports Bamboo to other areas, and exporting BAboo to Bareli would be a foolish thing hence the expression “ultai Baans Bereli ko”
we know the background… it’s illogical because baaNs ultaY kar kay bareli ko naheen bhejay jaa saktay… BaaNs tau jahaaN bhee bhejo seedhaa rakh kar bhejo bhaiyaa…
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Bhaagtay choR kee langotee hee sahi ..
I mean how perverted this muhaawra is
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**^****Khali jaga pur kerin main tha. Bhagty choor ki …
**** meri cousin ny is ko bana diya tha" bhagty choor ki langoti main tinka"
**
ye ULTAI tawai walla ULTA naheen hai bhaiyaa… it’s more like “BACK” to where it came from.
wo Karachi mai Kehtai thai na.. chalo phooto ab. 
I wonder who came up with this one?.. some Choukeedar khoucha? 
bhaiyaa! apna ullu lay kar aao aur seedha karo … sunna hai aaj kal electronic ullu miltay haiN
Baiyaaa.. Ullu seedha karwanai ki dukan khool rakhi hai kiya.. 
electraanic ullu kab sai banaNai lagai! damn Japanese. 
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ooo hello app sub :aq:, hosh k nakhoon lo
urdu ka mazk na urao 
nach na jane, angan tairha 
like selling ice to eskimos
That is funny at so many levels and all of them are so so dirty
eggjactly..