O.M.Goodnessgraciousme!!! ROTFL!!!
Poor little man!
When my middle son barged into the bathroom one day while I was in the shower, he was absolutely and completely horrified…“what happened to your pee-pee mama?” THATS the disadvantage of having all boys lol. He was so very concerned over the whole thing and note, I think it was more along selfish lines like (OMG, why did someone take it away) so I spent the next 2 weeks trying to explain in age-appropriate fashion the differences. But he STILL thinks theres something really shady going on “down there” lol.