if i were to live in a new world...

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i’d ask for a bug free world :crying:

i’ve a stalker multiple legged bug (don’t know wut it’s called in angrezi), that likes to crawl on the wall next to my bed and freaks the heck out of me :teary2:

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Leenz Chanda,
actually they all want to send YOU to Mars, cuz these bugs (starting from 2 legs, 4 legs and more) are simply jealous of Ju... and if YOU leave them alone to do aish in your room and bed, then tell me who is the winner?

Do what I do ... catch this 'kankhajoora' ... uss kay pait main 'gudgudi' karo... jaisay hi wo hansay... uss kay moonh main laal mirchi daal do... phir ussay frying pan main daal kar fry karo ... phir parathay main roll kabab bana kar harap kar jao gapa-gapp ... do it ... when other kan khajooray will see this happening, all will get the lesson... Bahadur Lenz

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ewwwwwwwwww :hayaa:

yeh kese kaam karwa rahe hain aap mujh se :naraz:

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heheehe :d:omg:

you ishtill qute :hugz:

koi baat nahin… uss ko hukum karo wo challa jaye ga..

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Dadda Aba :omg:
Mein to khali jannat ki khwahish karoon gi araam hi araam :blush:

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^^na ah :snooty:

hukum karti hoon wo aur meri taraf bhaagte hain :crying:

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Uff Leenz, you bhi na ... ok look at the positive side, if you leave the ground, you will be called as 'darpok' ... and your enemies will capture your all territory, ... but if you fight with them and stay in the battle field, you will get back your sleeping-land and the victory...

so, don't let this tress passer easily go to your land... kill em with a lesson to others ... brave

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woh aap ko apna rishtay daar jo samjhtay hain :wink:

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ata bhai, how can i fight with them when i have a phobia and im terrified??? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

ume :snooty: aap gandi bachi na banain :frowning:

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acha chalo batao kis kisam ke bugs hain abhi un ko maarne kaa desi fool proof tareeqa dhoondte hain

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centipede :teary2:

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chalo phir aisa klaro eik churi lo eik taraf se us ki tangein kaat do :phati: and jab woh chal naa sake to doosri taraf se kaat dena :phati:
P.S. shukar karo koii khatarnaak bug nahi hai yahaan scorpions hote hain:bummer:

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:hayaa: scorpions??? Allah maafi de…remind me to never visit u :frowning:

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YOu know eik funny story we had friends who came to AZ first time :cb: un ki wife ko apne ghar mein scorpion nazar ayaa unhon ne apne hub ko office se usi time emergency mein bulaya :cb: and the funny part was jab un ke hub scorpion ko maarne lage to unhon ne pehle snowboots pehne ,phir gloves pehne phir eik bara saa danda liyaa and apni wife ke snow boots liye use maarne ke liye and jaisay hi woh maarne lage to scorpion bechara darr ker doosri taraf jump ker diya and phir bhi mar naa saka akhir mein tang aa ker wife ne danda le ker becharay scorpi ko khud hi maar diya :rotfl:

P.S. tum meri taraf aa jana mein spry karati hoon nahi aate sirf kabhi bahir nazar aa jaye to alaida baat hai woh bhi ab desiyon ke annay se darr ker bhaagey hoay hain :cb:

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uff yeh Dada Abba nay jeena mushkil kia mera … :-p
khali janna’t main akaialay aish karaingi :-p
ham kia hollywood main jaingay :-p

ok look, if you can’t fight then be a friend, to kill phobia of any sort do the most …
why phobia haan ?

and and and waisay to you kick every one here and there with your world famous “THUDDA” … ab aik itnay masoom cute kankhajooray say dar gainn… re-narazed

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and un wife ka name umme-zafeera hay :-DDDD

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:emmy: mera to desi tareeqa hai jahaan scorpion miley use hair spray se freeze karo and phir hub ko bulao ke ab aa ker maar dein :phati:
P.S. mein daddda abba hi kahoon gi phir kiya ho gaa :stuck_out_tongue: and haan naa hollywood ki heroins ko nahi dekhna aap ne :wink:

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:smack:**Mashriqi nari jab sab kr liya tu Credit nahi lyna :confused: sab hub ko hi dyna hy:bummer: **

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Phir to aapko 24/7 hair spray apni jaib main rakhna parhta hoga na :-p …
ji ji phir hubby aatay hongay… then wears snow boots and gloves… and try tokill em but no luck, then you kills em with the dandaaa :DDD

beecharay hubbiaN… kaisay kaisay kaamz karnay parhtay hain… :-p

Ji haan Jahhanum main ziaada mazay hian :-p … sab waheeen hongay jinhain daikhnay ki tammana iss Tunnia main hay :-p … aap akaili baithna jannat main… :-p

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ji haan ‘hair spray’ ko zaaya karnay ka credit na :-p

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