if i were to live in a new world...

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:omg: aray nahi mein waqi keeron ko haath nahi laga sakti:bummer:

ham to kahbi snow mein rahe nahi hamein kaya pata snow boots kaya hotey hain lagate rahein andaaze :stuck_out_tongue:
haan haan aap per woh laeefa fit atta ahi ke jannat se saare desi bhaag ker jahanum mein jaate hain kiyoon ke madhuri kaa dance ho raha hota hai
ham to on gay hi jannat mein inshallah hollywood ki actresees to khcuh bhi nahi hain hoorain ke agay :faizy:

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kanjoos log eik to keeron ko bhagati hoon mein aur baatein sunoon :emmy:

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:naraz:Ji Nahi! Hub ko bicho sy bchany ka credit woh bhi sasty damon:smiley:

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Spray ky bad “apny on” ka joota istymal karo hath lgany ki kia zaroorat hy:smokin2:

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aap agar snow main nahi raheen tp phir snow boots and gloove q hain ghar main ? :-p

zahir hay Janna’t main itni boriat jo hogi… khaali khaali janna’t … khaana bhi week main aik dafa banaiga q k 2-4 person k liay koi daigh main thori banaiga khaana…
asal maza to jahannum main hay :-p … sab hongay wahan… daigon main biryani pakaigi rozaana… aish hi aisah :smiley:

bhagaati kahan hain, freez kardaiti hain poora hair spray daal kar… aap say uss keeray ki rooh aakar poochaigi kay mohtarma wo sptay to balon main daalnay ka tha, aap nay mujh kamzor ko q baraf ka bana dia wo daal kar :-p

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:hmm: not a bad idea aglay 5 saalon mein nazar ayaa to zaroor karoon gi :fatee: waise yahaan aur bhi bare khatarnaak janwar hain coyotes and tranquilla spiders ,mountain loins news mein ayaa thaa good news

daddda abbba :smack: kaha to meri friend chicago se move hoi thi mein to sharoo se yahaan hi hoon jahaan sakht garmi parti hai :vivo:

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Tranquillas ky say main ham pal kr jwan hoy hain
Lion mountains ka hy qaumi nishan hmara:hehe:

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:rotfl: saath patang dena bhool gaii ho mein zara lapait leti :omg:

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ji ji beechara hubby to achaa khaasa office main tha, un ko phone kia bulaaya and then saying kay bichoo say bachaaya :-DDD,

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Subhan Allah itna frmanbrdar hubby Allah sab ko dy, or bicho bhi jis ny in ky hubbi ky any ka intizar frmaya ky a hubby mujhy mar:D

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Lapaitny ko tab kehty hain jab koi seriously shaikhi mar rha hho:( Ay hay Shyr bhi kahan zaya kr diya:D

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:hmmm:if i get a chance to start my life again

i would prefer not to :naraz:

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:cb:

there was a big spider in the office the other day i was on a call and the girl next to me says look i turned and saw it dangling fro mthe roof this HUGE Eight Legged Freak about land on my desk,
one of the boys had to squash it with paper :frowning:

becouse i ran to the other side of the office :hehe:

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yani Farmaan-bardaar hubby kay sath aik bichoo bhi day smacked head