If I ever become Mod of CAFE

P_G · October 4, 2007, 6:37pm

Re: If I ever become Mod of CAFE

tariqlkhan:

There will be new set of policies I will implement for the thread to be remained in CAFÉ.

Otherwise, the thread will be moved or deleted

If the first full page of thread did not have at least 30 dancing, rolling on the floor, eye browse raising, waving, hugging, kissing smileys

If the firsts full page was in black in and weirdo’s like Phatima1 and Sheyn did not used the pink font yet

If Aliyish was not part of first 30 posts

If Aliyish was there but he immediately has not started flirting with in first 5 of his posts

If Aliyish was there and flirting but its someone else then Femme and Ardestia

If Femme or Ardestia did not jump in immediately as soon as they realized that Aliyish is there, flirting and they are missing the action

If Aliyish was flirting with femme but did not post a cheep bazaari shair or filmi song to express his feelings for her

If Aliyihs was posting bazaari songs and shairs but it did not have words like Jaan, Ashiq, deewana, mohabbat or Dil

If Aq did not show up with in first three pages

If Aq showed up but did not post a shair to impress people with his URDU with in first 10 posts of his

If Fraudia did not show up right after that

If Fraudia showed up and immediately did not either make fun of Tariq or start flirting with Ardestia (ignoring the fact the Aliyish is already there flirting with her)

If hin33 did not show up with in first 5 pages

If hin33 is there and tariq showed up and hin33 is not completely ignoring Tariq

If ASN showed up and his very first post does not have AQ in it, no matter how irrelevant his post is

If Zobia did not show up with in first 10 pages telling people that is haraam to flirt with non-mehram

If Zobia showed up and used the word flirt but spell full instead of using Asterisk for the last four letters, to confue the heck out of others

If Ehsan bhai, Azkar bhai or Muzna bhai showed up in that thread

If hareem01 showed up and said “jazakallah brother”

If some other CAFÉ kid did not show up and used only a tea sipping, eye rolling or zzzzz sleeping smiley, with the assumption that he/she passed complete message by just one smiley and zero words

There is DEAL going on between me and dictators of GS. If that deal cuts through, I will be your Mod with administrative privileges. Please make sure that you guys show me some respect otherwise I will send you to Jeddah

n dats y u r not mod yet n u ll not becoming mod of cafe chai