There will be new set of policies I will implement for the thread to be remained in CAFÉ.
Otherwise, the thread will be moved or deleted
If the first full page of thread did not have at least 30 dancing, rolling on the floor, eye browse raising, waving, hugging, kissing smileys
If the firsts full page was in black in and weirdo’s like Phatima1 and Sheyn did not use the pink font yet
If Aliyish was not part of first 30 posts
If Aliyish was there but he immediately has not started flirting with in first 5 of his posts
If Aliyish was there and flirting but its someone else then Femme and Ardestia
If Femme or Ardestia did not jump in immediately as soon as they realized that Aliyish is there, flirting and they are missing the action
If Aliyish was flirting with femme but did not post a cheep bazaari shair or filmi song to express his feelings for her
If Aliyihs was posting bazaari songs and shairs but it did not have words like Jaan, Ashiq, deewana, mohabbat or Dil
If Aq did not show up with in first three pages
If Aq showed up but did not post a shair to impress people with his URDU with in first 10 posts of his
If Fraudia did not show up right after that
If Fraudia showed up and immediately did not either make fun of Tariq or start flirting with Ardestia (ignoring the fact the Aliyish is already there flirting with her)
If hin33 did not show up with in first 5 pages
If hin33 is there and tariq showed up and hin33 is not completely ignoring Tariq
If ASN showed up and his very first post does not have AQ in it, no matter how irrelevant his post is
If Zobia did not show up with in first 10 pages telling people that is haraam to flirt with non-mehram
If Zobia showed up and used the word flirt but spell full instead of using Asterisk for the last four letters, to confue the heck out of others
If Ehsan bhai, Azkar bhai or Muzna bhai showed up in that thread
If hareem01 showed up and said “jazakallah brother”
If some other CAFÉ kid did not show up and used only a tea sipping, eye rolling or zzzzz sleeping smiley, with the assumption that he/she passed complete message by just one smiley and zero words
There is DEAL going on between me and dictators of GS. If that deal cuts through, I will be your Mod with administrative privileges. Please make sure that you guys show me some respect otherwise I will send you to Jeddah
I will make sure that number 9 and number 10 are met (that I do not post and if post, it is without the sher) so that there is no thread in cafe after you become the mod...
We really need Femme to be here. Abhi doodh ka doodh, paani ka paani ho jaa'yay ga
Mushtaq yusufi shaab once wrote : ' Auraaat ki zabaan ka or maard ki aankh kaa daam sab say akhair mein nikaltah hai '
so me tariq bruv . Jis ap k yea bahi nurse say us ka phone no mang'nay kay baja'ay apna temp phochnay laga . Saamj layna kay banjaaraa lad chalnay ko hai .
P.s: waysay i m off to home now , try to catch me crowd from there !
Mushtaq yusufi shaab once wrote : ' Auraaat ki zabaan ka or maard ki aankh kaa daam sab say akhair mein nikaltah hai '
so me tariq bruv . Jis ap k yea bahi nurse say us ka phone no mang'nay kay baja'ay apna temp phochnay laga . Saamj layna kay banjaaraa lad chalnay ko hai .
P.s: waysay i m off to home now , try to catch me crowd from there !
jub aap nay mushtaq yousufi ko quote kiyaa hai tau let me quote Shafiq ur Rehman too:
u have some evil plans in ur mind
