TLK
October 4, 2007, 6:11pm
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Muzna bhai?
What about me uncle??
tum to bee jamalo ho pukkee. tumharee wajah sa jhagraa hotaa hai
Yup Muzna Bhai, that was not a typo
Aashi
October 4, 2007, 6:16pm
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hahahahaha
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I will make sure that number 9 and number 10 are met (that I do not post and if post, it is without the sher) so that there is no thread in cafe after you become the mod…
PS: tariq bhai, I respect you, man…
PS 2: deal?
what quailifes for immediately tariq? I am 30 mins late, hopefully that wasn’t soon enough.
Re: If I ever become Mod of CAFE
A lot of IFs there Tariq bhai
TLK
October 4, 2007, 6:23pm
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Aliyish came and left. He refused to flirt cause you were not there. And then again its not his 5th post and you were suppose to show up when he is flirting so you are not late so technically, this thread is still good to stay
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ackkkk.
UZ
October 4, 2007, 6:25pm
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Hareem is a nice muslim girl so on her behalf “jazakallah brother”
And
TLK
October 4, 2007, 6:25pm
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Good that there are no but(t)s
Kami uncle will be the advisor, Phatima will be the Asst Mod. Khumar will just be there for Wah Wah and Ha ha
Khumar
October 4, 2007, 6:35pm
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kyon paai humain aur koi kaam nahin hai wah wah aur ha ha kay ilawa
P_G
October 4, 2007, 6:37pm
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There will be new set of policies I will implement for the thread to be remained in CAFÉ.
Otherwise, the thread will be moved or deleted
If the first full page of thread did not have at least 30 dancing, rolling on the floor, eye browse raising, waving, hugging, kissing smileys
If the firsts full page was in black in and weirdo’s like Phatima1 and Sheyn did not used the pink font yet
If Aliyish was not part of first 30 posts
If Aliyish was there but he immediately has not started flirting with in first 5 of his posts
If Aliyish was there and flirting but its someone else then Femme and Ardestia
If Femme or Ardestia did not jump in immediately as soon as they realized that Aliyish is there, flirting and they are missing the action
If Aliyish was flirting with femme but did not post a cheep bazaari shair or filmi song to express his feelings for her
If Aliyihs was posting bazaari songs and shairs but it did not have words like Jaan, Ashiq, deewana, mohabbat or Dil
If Aq did not show up with in first three pages
If Aq showed up but did not post a shair to impress people with his URDU with in first 10 posts of his
If Fraudia did not show up right after that
If Fraudia showed up and immediately did not either make fun of Tariq or start flirting with Ardestia (ignoring the fact the Aliyish is already there flirting with her)
If hin33 did not show up with in first 5 pages
If hin33 is there and tariq showed up and hin33 is not completely ignoring Tariq
If ASN showed up and his very first post does not have AQ in it, no matter how irrelevant his post is
If Zobia did not show up with in first 10 pages telling people that is haraam to flirt with non-mehram
If Zobia showed up and used the word flirt but spell full instead of using Asterisk for the last four letters, to confue the heck out of others
If Ehsan bhai, Azkar bhai or Muzna bhai showed up in that thread
If hareem01 showed up and said “jazakallah brother”
If some other CAFÉ kid did not show up and used only a tea sipping, eye rolling or zzzzz sleeping smiley, with the assumption that he/she passed complete message by just one smiley and zero words
There is DEAL going on between me and dictators of GS. If that deal cuts through, I will be your Mod with administrative privileges. Please make sure that you guys show me some respect otherwise I will send you to Jeddah
n dats y u r not mod yet n u ll not becoming mod of cafe chai
aminas
October 4, 2007, 6:45pm
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Observation or 24 ghante GS per rehne ka kamaal
TLK
October 4, 2007, 6:49pm
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n dats y u r not mod yet n u ll not becoming mod of cafe chai
Bachchoo you will be the first one to be Banned. fikar not
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Boree ready hai na is kay naaam ki :;p bahi !
sheyn
October 4, 2007, 6:55pm
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Whats it with unkils’ & PINK fonts …:pcg:
OK wakey wakey !!!
P.S …oh i forgot Tarik Jee joo…
hin33
October 4, 2007, 7:03pm
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If hin33 did not show up with in first 5 pages
If hin33 is there and tariq showed up and hin33 is not completely ignoring Tariq
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
hin33
October 4, 2007, 7:05pm
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i neva ig-norrr no bady ///
:no:
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white lie :P
hin33
October 4, 2007, 7:07pm
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^ wo to main ..
amnesia ho gya thaa
sachii
P_G
October 4, 2007, 7:08pm
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bus daant hee peestay rahain app .gussay or jalan mainbummer
Kami uncle iz the best MOD nd will alwayz stay the best MOD 
instead of ALish you will be the one who will start flirting with everyone 
get your cronies to do it 
…more to come …i hope u got the message…
i m innocent