Lately Missy have this new obsession, she started reading big books.
Now I don’t what it is, but now she love to say things I don’t get.
I don’t know if she has turned me into pactice target.
Not that I don’t try to keep up, I used her pherases at my work
they don’t come out exactly the they as when she says them.
I often get blank stares.
I am not liking this situation too much. She keeps doing things after
things to me.
Funny thing is nothing she reads is work related. I feel like I am not the
the smartest person even in my house. How do I fix this.
Its as complicated as you make it… shes got to do a hell of a lot to keep YOU happy… I mean she’s not even allowed to pass wind without u turning into a girl about it so YES go find yourself a brain and make urself more interesting to her by reading books.. educate yourself… soo much to learn out there!
read some of kafka’s short stories. throw back the vagueness at her when she least expects it - when she’s stirring the anday ka salan, say. let her ponder the vastness of your emptiness and be in awe.
Why do you need to mimic her? If you truely wore the pants in the house you would know that using big complicated words does not make you “the” or “a” man.
You should be like “honey what does that mean” or “Explain it to me”. If you make her explain everything - she might stop altogether.
I am sure you have lots of things that you can do like fix stuff around the house to reclaim the pants of the house.
Having brain was not part of the deal, and the little glasses she
puts on while reading are fake, 0 power.
Now you think I have issue.
It was all about enjoying each other’s company now I need to read thick books to
simulate? I mean simulation is not a surgical procedure I know her!!
She is my wife for cryin out loud.
I don’t need books or dvds to make our time pleasureable.
NJ you don’t understand. Its like growning new things in her every
so often. I don’t mimick her, I try to use words and ideas she uses.
Cant really pull it off.
She is handy-woman her self too.
She suerly is making life more complicated for me. Now I got to
think.
Give her the pants and stock-up on colorful ‘lungi’s’ for yourself! Practice tying them in different ways, with pins and pretty flower or butterfly brooches.
