I sense a disturbance in the force..

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It has become clear to me that al-tharkiyat aliyish and tariq have been unable to publically engage in tharki-pana (although let me tell you the PM between these 2 and certain other members have been breaking all records)

I am saddened to see that my absence for a handful of days has totally killed any opportunity these guys had in their lives to talk to ladies.

Upon my return my first princely order is to celebrate oct 30th as the official aliyish and tariqlkhan tharak day.

and instructions to the ladies to give these baychari tharki log some lift.

dua goh

the pir of dhump

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Re: I sense a disturbance in the force..

Where were ya bahi , life wasnt fun without ya ! am havin flu and fever !

And tariq bahi is the Tharki no 1 , he our guru :p i got no match with him !

No more ladies . me mates r yellin that am spendin so much time on net thesedays !

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so it begins… :hehe:

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lets rumble ! All ya good looking petticoats :p R ya ready ? R ya ready to rumblllllllllllllllllllllle !

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itna afsos na karo harmones kee boRee

I have moved on to more personlaized form of interactions with females like PM, phones and emails. Open, public display of ones thurkee traits are left for you and your other chichora followeres

And no instructions required for ladies, they already know what to do

We will celebrate the day of OCT30th as return of the bhagoRaa, day

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Re: I sense a disturbance in the force..

yea..

:femme:

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joint celebration ho gi yaani keh :)

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haan ab toh tumhara naam suntay hi chappalain haathon mein tayyar ho jaati hain na :)

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same as Altaf bhagooraa , london dooora !

ap kahan dooo'aar gahay thaY hazrat ?

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Thats simile is so feeme’ish , thats what she does 2 me every day :frowning: me poor thing

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hmmmm atlantis walay ghar ki chaabo kho gayee thi, ussay bannwanay kay liye galaxy say bahar jana parra tha..laptop bhi atlantis walay ghar mein band tha.

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or mouh pay gaaliyaan ajathe hain , kaay naaas peetaaa tariq manhoos pir agyaa :p

yea aj kaal shadi shuda aunties ki tawaju hasil karnay ko apnii cute si bachiyon ki pics laag rahay hain

taakay woh so chichoraa samj kay bhaag gaheen theeN , acha admi samj kay ajain :P

ladies dont fall in that trap :P

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Chaabi koh gahe the yea babhi nay house maid kay sath Raang'raliyaan mana'tay howay pakar lia tah:p

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Chappalain, kapRay, Zewar, sub kuch tayyar

Kay chalo ub Piyaa ghar chalnay kaa waqt aa'yaa hai

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yaar house maid hay naheen koi, so if she caught me rang raliyaan manatay huay toh baray hi sharam ki baat hoti meray liye, ab mein koi teenager toh naheen hoon na..

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or phir tariq bahi yea song gaahtay howaY

babul ki duahain laytee ja
jaa tuj ko saakhi saansaar milay
maaykay ki khabe na yaad ahay
susraal mein aysa pyaar milay

un sab ko un kay piyaa kay haan chor atay hain:)

social service innit ?

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haan waysay bee yea Massiyon walay shoq serif tariq bahi kay haain !

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bilkul ji..they think that tariq bhai aa gaye haen behna ki doli ko kandha denay..

What is your location right now
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i heard he specialized in bhangis..

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Baitay tum say kahaa thaa kay marrage halls maiN bawarchee kee job choR do, her waqt tunhay widaa'ee kay gaanay yaad aatay rehtay haiN