Inshallah, should thing work out by tuesday, I will b egoing to Israel for 5 days. I cannot tell you folks the elation I feel about this project and the place I finally get to visit. I want to hang in Jerusalem, chill on the beaches with hot morrocan babies…and pay my respects to the Al Aksa and Wailing wall. 
God I love the jews!!! :k:
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May look odd at the wailing wall, but bon voyage, nevertheless.
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I also said Al aksa man…
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Now this is more appropriate for Wailing Wall —>
Do remember that on El Al, you are considered a terrorist, till proven otherwise. So leave any kind of prima donna attitude at home. It may have worked with Poor Air India folks, but is likely to get you in deep $hit over in Israel.
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Na faisal, I love El Al. It is the safest airline in the world. Plus, my name is actually an ISraeli name as well. You have so little understanding of my people. Israelis are the smartest out there, they know who I am already and they also know who you are. 
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Lanat Allah a wanal Hindaoon wal Yahoodion.
Have a great time Pindi. You a-hole. Me jealous!
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HOLY CR*P. Your visit to the holy shrine will be treated just like Sharon's visit and we will see the start of Intifada III. This is beginning to sound like the Rocky movies.
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PD u have pissed off madhanee by not including Haifa in the list, especially the areas of kababir, and then others by not mentioning the Bahai shrine on Mt. Carmel in Haifa.
why ignore some sects and faiths?
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MV, my visit to the holy shrine will launch an intifada of love. I am going with my muslim analyst. She is da bomb and explodes only when lit up with Mojitos.
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What a misleading thread title. I thought you were going to Ohio.
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Boy I sure hope that “Mojitos” doesn’t refer to one of your body parts. If it does, please lie to me.
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OG, I went to banaras when I was 4. I don;t need to go there again.
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Let's hope PD joins a Kibutz and finds himself there, never to return...
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Mojito
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Is that mint in there
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Catty, do you want to taste a Mojito? MV..shshhhh
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Now thats one country that all pakis are deprived to see till they become citizens of another civilized country.
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So has OG. He paaks the caa every day now that he is new england.
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South African passport holders don’t need a visa… 
So why exactly are you going?