I am going to the promised land

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Pindi, are you going to have a Guppie meet in Bar-Shiba? You might run into Nadia and Irem, they are attending some sort of training camp in Gaza.

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Bidness catty..I am performing nuptuals between an Indian and an Israeli company. Seven times around the fire, breaking of the glass and then doing the hora :nuch: …cue the “hava negela hava” bhangra remix. :bhangra:

kitaabi chehraaa
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I know why PD is going.

but I think he missed it…

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I had a drink with mint leaves in it too a while ago but I don';t remember what it was called.

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FF, it is called mintito.

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Oh well..I am sure there is much more to do. Israeli women are the hottest things. :love:

Canniii
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Do all jewish women shave their heads after they get married?

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well good luck and enjoy your trip!

hava nagela…thats madhanee’s tune!

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FF, it was called tapioca, tapioca....so soon you forget.

No, only orthodox do. Who wants to hang with them anyway.

Love vs Sex...
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No tapioca is kala, that was white. It was iranian u see.

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Then it was probably a Mojito.

beta
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Pindi..if I give you a note, will you shove it into the crack at the western wall? Will you do it for me?

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Madhanee uncle, you should face brother ak face to face. Shoving notes in walls and waiting for an earthquake is pretty cowardly, if you ask me.

kitaabi chehraaa
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PD will soon be enjoying hot Israeli female soilders branding M16's which by their own account are always "hot, hungry, and horny". Make sure to go cool of in the Sea of Galilee or the Mediterranean and enjoy a scoop or 2 of ice cream, probably the best in the world, no lie.

Canniii
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I know how Pins cans make a really big difference with this trip = while there find out an answer to the following and that will help pakistan gracefully recognize israel which in turn allow for issuance of proper visas to the mossad guys to find osama ....right now they are having to sneak in as Saudi cargo.

Was the land promised to somebody or did somebody promise something to the land?

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UTD, I spent some time with a few Israelinas in the winter of 1995 in Goa, India. hai Serena..teri duniya mein jeenay sey…yeh behtar hai..kay mar jayain.. :love:

beta
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whenever someone shoves some notes(as in money) in madhanee’s proverbial cracks, he experinces an earthquake. or so I have heard.:slight_smile:

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hahahaha
Why would anyone go to ISrael on a vacation, LOL man u r f’d up
Dude you got a vacation go to ibiza, Isreal haha

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^ who said I am going there on vacation? I am going there on binniss chanda, the fund is part and parcel. this is how we do… :snooty:

and what would you know about Ibiza anyway, a mullah like your would have to kill himself just thinking about the concept of fun in Ibiza. :smiley:

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^ Pinstripe babu… you are ignoring his main point. You ARE fed up. Just admit it that you are fed up. And then, next time, for vacations go to Ibiza. Ok?

And yea, why would anyone go to Israel for vacations? :grumpy: Tell tell