Husband wify jokes

Tamam mazloom shohar hazrat apni apni dukh barhi daastaan jama karaen.


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I laughed soon after I read the first line and wayyy before reading the whole thing. This shows my cynical outlook.

Can you show holy your scenical outlook?

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Lol. The joke that you posted captures my cynical outlook very well.

Woi to. Thats why holy asked for Scenic outlook not cynical

Velvy, you should really have some sharam. Holy had to say twice to make it go thru your moti aqal. What happened to all the wisdom lessons holy gave you? Itni mehnat se paala posa bara kya aur do do bar bat samjhani parrai hai?

Kya velvy ji, manne angreji na aawe hai.. Bus boht sari sharam hi aaway hai..

roomal unglion men gol gol ghumaeng


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Your conversation with velvet cracked me up....

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Tamam mazloom shohar hazrat apni apni dukh barhi daastaan jama karaen.

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haha, good one lota!

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Why ju edited to add that “hole wala” part? Haw such besharmi na. Chee Chee. Holy ka pak saf mind hai. Unless you explaino, holy cant deduce any aisa wesa meaning.

^ Ji Ji Velvy. You are Jalebi ki tarah seedhi saadhi.

And stop looking at others when they are leaking hoonh


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A better meme:

I told my wife she should
move on from her mistakes.
Then she…
She…
She left me…

:crying:

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Gehra Sadma:

After his wife passed away, he stopped wearing his glasses.

His sister saw him and exclaimed: "Aww it must be so hard for you, nothing is worth seeing anymore after she's gone?"

He said, "What? No, I sold her jewelry and paid for a LASIK surgery."


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Now thats a good one. Shohar Hazrat note karen

Har ek ghar men aisi guppan hai pyare

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So, why is there no ‘Comment’ option with your original post?

I’m no expert on practical marital life but through observation, I know that every shohar is the actual shark thats always hungry for all kind of flesh and attacks his preys who never survive while the biwi puts on the shark mask in order to drive away the other fishes which is good for other fishes in a way as the biwi works as a protection barrier for them.

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Tamam mazloom shohar hazrat apni apni dukh barhi daastaan jama karaen.

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