You sir, are Ron Jeremy of GS :k:
Rest of you lot, come on, nobody is advocating watching porn here. Everybody knows and understands that porn is haraam. And trust me it is something guys make fun of and laugh about.
I do agree that watching porn for a married guy is very weird. It is normally a teenage boy thing, when curiosity is at its peak and a bunch of friends gather up at one of the guys’ house because his parents are out, and then watch porn and later laugh over it.