One day a man was sitting in Masjid and prying dua after namaz that
“Ya Allah muche cockroach banade, Ya Allah muche cockroach banade…”
Masjid’s Imam noticed and smacked him and said “whats this gibberish you are asking for”?
Man said Imam Sahib you don’t know “mere biwi much se ziyada cockroach se darti hai”