keh aaj ke roz koi apnay gharoon say nahi niklay ga..aur jo bahir hamari hukumat ke khilaaf muzahiray karta nazar aya osay sakht say sakht saza dee jae ge
!!
humein baghawat pasand nahi:snooty:
yeh hukum janwaoon pe lazim nahi
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aap ko galaawat pasand hai ?
maine gosht pe papita lagaa ke chor diyaa hai
khoob gal jaa’i gaa to bihari kabab banaa’oon gaa ap ke liye
ap ko bihari pasand he?
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Badshah, aisa kia hogaya hai jo aap thread khol kar bed k neechey chup gaye hain? 
yeh andar ke baat kis ne bahir kee??!!!
ap nahi jantay .bistar ke neechay sonay say achi neend ati hai
hum baghawat ke baat kar rahe the:snooty:
Hum achay aur zaika daar khanay ke bohat shoukeen hain chahe kuch bhi ho:shikra:
to kab kar rahe hain hamari dawat.?
Re: hum hukum jari kartay hain
Badshah salamat, aap baar baar aa jaa rahey hain, pait mein koi garbarr hai kia? Hukam karein, abhi mein hakeem TLK ko bula laata hoon 
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kyun aap ko hum say kuch khatra lahak hai?
:o hum badshah hain aap say poocheinge nahi:snooty:
Shikra ke pait ka ilaaj kiy thaa .. os ke baad se aaj tuk bathroom nahi gayaa ..
bohut achcha hakim hoon main
Re: hum hukum jari kartay hain
mashallah aap ke haath main Allah aur shifa de
hum theek hain par:shikra:
Bura matt manaaeye badshah salamat, aap badshah aadmi hain, bathroom jaaen ya kamrey mein hi, sanu kee
Hakeem saab k paas aik jaadoo wala ma’joon hai 
Re: hum hukum jari kartay hain
:o aap tohmat laganay main bohat mahir hain
hum apni khaabgah gandi nahi kartay kyun ke yahan hi to suhanay suhanay khaab atay hain humein:jano:
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Tohmat kaun laga raha hai huzoor 
Suhaney suhaney khawab kinkey aatey hain sarkaar, malika k ya kaneezon k 
Re: hum hukum jari kartay hain
toba yahan kai hogaya
badshah nautanki dekehnge?
me nai nai adakara bani huna
aur mere hero shikra hain
baap ka kirdar tlk ada karenge
:D
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shikra jani banoge na mere hero nautanki me?
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Naiki aur pooch pooch
Re: hum hukum jari kartay hain
han puchna to paarta he
kynke pehle kehte the sirf kali bili aur mkd ka hero banunga
mera zikar to kahn he hi nai
Kaneezon ke
roz nai nai aatein hain , jo ke darbar main hain bhi nahi
nautanki lafz say sakht nafrat hai humein:mad:
yeh tamashay aap katein hoogi:snooty: hum nahi
Allah aap ko kamyaab kare ameen
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thnnxxxxx..shuakr he apke mun se bhi koi achi baat phuti..nai to apka mun bhi koja hota he aur batein bhi..
nautanki bole to koi show ..
p.s…apni movie me apne to hume nai lia na adakara:naraz:
Uss waqt tum online nahi theen na 
Aalijah aap bhi meri tarha tharki nikley
Re: hum hukum jari kartay hain
hum na mehram badtameez larkiyoon say door rehtay hain jin ko hum koje nazar atay hain