How to make her love him?

This may seem like trolling but it’s a serious issue. I have a male bunny called bun. Bun was always so affectionate and loved cuddling. Then I got him a female bunny, called bunny. She likes being petted but hates cuddling. Now bun and bunny have made friends with each other and eat together and play together but bun wants to cuddle all the time. Bunny doesn’t let him cuddle with her. Whenever he tries to get near she runs off. Its making bun very upset. He’s so desperate that yesterday I found him cuddling with my shoe. He also tried cuddling with my foot when I was sitting on the chair. Is there anything I can do to make bunny be a little more affectionate towards bun?

Re: How to make her love him?

ermmm give her bunny choo heels from his side??

or slide roofies in her food?

make the bunnies watch notebook?

Re: How to make her love him?

Flirt..
compliment him..
deep sexy conversations.. talk about his mini-me...
subtle touches..

he will respond vigorously unless he becomes a gay.

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he's not the problem, she is. i tried cuddling with him to make her jealous but she doesn't care. he keeps trying to cuddle with her and she keeps running off. he's so depressed because of her rejection!

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Cute.

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Buy some bling bling for Bun . . . make him look rich . Everything else will follow .

Re: How to make her love him?

Put a Viagra* tab in her drink(chai/Pepsi) and witness the start of a very long wild night.

*Indonesian Viagra..I am forgetting its indonesian name but its for females.

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^ viagra doesn't even work on women, dirty joke fail

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^
Dont tell me you have tried it...Hahahhahaaaaaaaaa

Re: How to make her love him?

They are rabbits…let them figure it out in their own :chai:

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:frusty:

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put them both in a cage and lock, throw away the keys.

she'll be so upset,she would want cuddling.

Get him a toy

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i wasted 23 seconds reading this

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Lol ironic...

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Bun needs to contact aamil junaid bangali baba - bas then within seven days bunny will be at his feet :D

Just get him that " mehboob ap kay qadmo mein " wAla package

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you know what? i tried putting them in their tiny carrier together for over an hour once but that did not do a trick. if anything he was sitting in the corner and she was happily trying to dig her way out of the plastic corner. i got him a toy rabbit to cuddle with and she destroyed it. even as i type he's sitting here pathetically trying to cuddle with my feet :s

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You need to threaten her with the bunny boiler scene from Fatal Attraction and then she'll be all over Bun. You'll have lotsa bunnies in no time.

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maybe bunny is a dude as well... if so, its getting very awkward in that box

Ha ha