Kaisi kaisi cheezein try karti ho tum bhi 
I never knew khoye waley gulab jaman hotey hain…wait, ye woh waley tou nahi jo beech mein sey katey hotey hain aur white white si cheez hoti hai beech mein?
petrol hi tou chahiye, qeematein aasman sey baatein kar rahi hain, uski wajah sey SAB KUCH mehnga hogaya hai 
Sharam tou nahi aati mummy ka mazaq uraatey huey 