...How To Make An Omelet...

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Ok so if you are married, follow these steps to make an Omelet.

  • Ask your wife to cut the tomatoes
  • Ask your wife to cut the onions
  • Ask your wife to take the pan out, put oil in it, and put it on the stove and turn the stove on
  • Take the eggs out of the fridge yourself
  • Ask her to bring you the salt and peppers
  • Mix the salt, peppers, and eggs.
  • Make the omelet
  • Put it on the bread
  • Ask her to bring the machine to make sandwich
  • Eat the sandwich
  • Leave the dishes for her to wash

Enjoy your omelet that you just made :smokin2:

p.s. I am so excited to know that the GYM is open again, time to build those muscles again :sadiyah:

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Re: …How To Make An Omelet…

:hmmm: Barey Chalaak ho aap :hoonh:

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Re: …How To Make An Omelet…

Ask your wife:smilestar: khud bhi kaato :emmy:

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Nahi tou :lb: Woh kaisay? :halo:

Jab larkey kaam kartey hain kitchen mein, they only do the clean/easy part :blush:

Congratz NomiCa on ur 10k
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Re: …How To Make An Omelet…

:smilestar: larkon ko doosra kaam bhi seekhna parega :emmy:

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Re: …How To Make An Omelet…

Phir larkey shaadi kyon kartey hain :confused:

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Itni mehnat karnay ki kia zaroorat thi shikari bhai. Wife say kehtay mujhay omlet banana sikha dain.

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Uski khawahish thee k mein ussey nashta bana kar doon, meney socha chalo bana deta hoon, kia yaad karey gee woh. Mein aik acha shohar hoon na, isliye.

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Free main nikrani lanay ko.

Buy 1 get 1 free.

Buy 1 wife and get free nokrani for whole life.

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:emmy: iska matbil hai ke biwi naukar hoti hain :hoonh:

:asa:

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Ghalat! Nokrani ki khawahishein poori nahi kee jaatin, ussey jewlery nahi ley kar dee jaati, ussey bahar khana nahi khilaya jaata, ussey gifts nahi diye jaatey :aj:

Nahi tou :blush: Ab tum merey mounh mein words daal rahi ho :lb:

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Shabash Achchay shohar aisay hi biwi kay farmabardar hotay hain.

Quran main hai. "tum main achcha wo hai jo biwi kay liaay achcha hai"

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Aho ji.

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Lekin meney saath mein saaf kah diya k ab 10-15 SAAL aisi koi farmayesh nahi hoi chahiye :chai:

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Tum dono ko mein theek karti hun :asa:

Shikrey :snooty:

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Free ki nokrani ko khush rakhnay kay liaay takay khushi khushi saray kaam karay free main. Yay saray kaam kabhi kabhar hotay hain na Monthly to naheen.

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Pagli :blush: Aisay nakhrey kyon dikha rahi ho, jab tum aisa karti ho na, tou mera dil karta hai k :blush: mera dil karta hai k :blush: zor sey tumharey muscle waley bazu par mukka maar kar daddu bana doon :grumpy:

Lekin phir nokrani free tou nahi hui na :bummer:

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Pagli kay haath say danda cheen kay bhaging.

Pagli mer ghussa bhi Shikari pay utar lain.

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mere baas aur hain dande:ASA:

aapka gussa aap par hi utre ga:emmy:

Shikrey :emmy: mein is dande ke saath tumhe bhi daddu banadungi :snooty:

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Ur main ur wife doing all da running about and the Main Hard work :smilestar:

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