How to kill a Lizard

[Shikra]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

@adrasteia

Shikra? :aq:

Like he’s married billi kuch to sharam karo

You can try me in the dream when we talk for long times

@kali_billi

whoops!!kitty didnt know kitty is new here
sorry shikra:halo:

Yeah sure

@ghazal_kisi_ke

This thread should get the “most disgusting thread of the century” award!

EMM: I could only read until Shiki talked about frying the lizard sick Did you kill him/her?

The pleasure is all mine

[Adrasteia]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

@Evilmastermind

No didnt kill him/her

I don’t even know where he/she ran off to

sigh

Umm make sure you ‘jhaar’ your bed and pillow before going to bed :halo:

[Adrasteia]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

@Shikra

You can try me in the dream when we talk for long times

:

Pagal samjha hay kya

I saw Mrs Shikra’s heel wali jooti

[pinks]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

kafgeer se uss ki dumm pakrho (just dont let ur Mum see u using it )… aur bahar kahiN pheNk dou

update: apparently ghaib ho chuki hai

[Adrasteia]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Or invite pinks over, she’ll catch it by its dum and then Shikra will make BBQ Lizard Tikka Boti

[pinks]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

@adrasteia

Or invite pinks over, she’ll catch it by its dum and then Shikra will make BBQ Lizard Tikka Boti

lol… i’m only involved in the suggestions part… baaqi meri behen kar ti hai

and ewwww at BBQ!

[Adrasteia]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Zobias Trifle and Emm's BBQ Lizard Tikka Boti

Aaj ka dinner pakka

[Shikra]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

@adrasteia

Pagal samjha hay kya

I saw Mrs Shikra’s heel wali jooti

It’s okay, she’ll kill me first. if I don’t post for 2 days in a row, samajh lena khatra hai :rotato:

@adrasteia

Or invite pinks over, she’ll catch it by its dum and then Shikra will make BBQ Lizard Tikka Boti

Yeah sure. Pinks can kill it and I can BBQ them. I will then invite Mr. and Mrs. EMM, Mr. and Mrs. Pinks, and Mr. and Mrs. Adrasteia when you all get married. Yayyy, I have the menu ready for you guys.

[fghd]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Not in a bathroom

[Adrasteia]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Emm pagal samjha hay kya, we will have dinner in the bushes
Lizard Marhoom ki Rooh kaamp uthay gi

[pinks]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

@Shikra

Yeah sure. Pinks can kill it and I can BBQ them. I will then invite Mr. and Mrs. EMM, Mr. and Mrs. Pinks, and Mr. and Mrs. Adrasteia when you all get married. Yayyy, I have the menu ready for you guys.

I’ll be fasting that day… you have have my share

@Evilmastermind

Not in a bathroom

[Shikra]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

@Evilmastermind

Not in a bathroom

Hum normal log hain, tumhari tarha bathrooms mein party nahi kartey.

We will have this party on the beach that’s right across from your room. Full moon, lizards BBQ, dhol beats, and EMM doing dhamal with with khuley baal.

Pinks this party will be on Eid, aur eid waley din shaitaan ka roza hota hai

[Adrasteia]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

BBQ Lizard Tikka Boti walay din sirf Shaitan ko roza rakhnay ki ijazat hay

[zobia]

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@pinks

I’ll be fasting that day… you have have my share

u gonna be missing one hellish food..

[pinks]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

@Shikra

Pinks this party will be on Eid, aur eid waley din shaitaan ka roza hota hai

i’ll compensate for the accumilated gunnah some other way :no:

[pinks]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

@zobia

u gonna be missing one hellish food..

kya karoN… its in my nature to be generous

[Khumar]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

so did you decide what you're doing?

that lizard's actually kinda cute.

[Adrasteia]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

@Khumar

so did you decide what you’re doing?

that lizard’s actually kinda cute.

Khumzi has hots for Lizzie

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Someone send me to bed

[Khumar]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

that should send you to bed

[zobia]

Re: How to kill a Lizard

@adrasteia

BBQ Lizard Tikka Boti walay din sirf Shaitan ko roza rakhnay ki ijazat hay

obviously…akhir shaitan bhi generosity dekhana chata hai “aik din k leya”