How to kill a Lizard

This stupid lizard came into my bathroom and wouldn’t leave :mad:
I don’t have anything to kill him/her with.

you can see where he/she is residing for the night :o

I wana use bathroom :crying:

Help :teary1:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Is that halal ? :hmmm:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

dont kill the poor lizard just chase him/her out.

Re: How to kill a Lizard

How do you know its poor ?
do you have secret access to its bank accounts
tax return details etc :hmmm:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Flush it :halo:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

flush it?
shoo him/her out
how :frusty:

I just checked and he/she aint on the shower curtain anymore :vivo:
stupid lizard :aj:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Umm you take a broom and chase it somehow in the toilet and then flusssssssssh

Re: How to kill a Lizard

he is too huge and Im afraid he/she gonna jump on me :bummer:

and now he/she is not there :confused:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Emm even the poor lizard didnt consider your bathroom worth stayin in :cb:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

adre :emmy:

my bathroom is pretty clean :barbie:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Breathe on it, it’ll die :phati:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Okay so you went close enough to the poor lizard to take a pic of him in a very unflattering pose I might add.

If it didnt jump then it wont jump ever

Re: How to kill a Lizard

what u need is bait, to draw him out.

Re: How to kill a Lizard

What Orphie is trying to say is that spend a few moments in the bathroom with the lizard, it'll run away all on its own.

Re: How to kill a Lizard

u guys are mean :emmy:

Adre: I didnt go close - I zoomed in :@:

Shikki: dont tell me ur xperience :frusty2:

Orphy: I wasnt expecting that from ya :snooty:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Shame on you Orphie, how could you :smilestar:

Future doctor afraid of lizards :aq:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

what did i say, that was so wrong? :emmy:

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EMM That’s not my experience. In such situations, I take action by taking my heavy dress shoes and smash/sandwich the hell out of bugs :dixsi:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

Lizard is not a bug :vivo:

Jahil :mad:

Re: How to kill a Lizard

The stomach doesn’t know that :nono: