How to Hypnotize your Chicken

[abc1234]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

@*~~BoReD-iN-BrIsBaNe~~*

Thanks for your interest in my research. I guarantee u shall not be dissapointed with my method of hypnosis. Where as the question goes of how long the line should be.. it merely depends on your chickens eye sight. Now u should know if it is far sighted or not. If u dont get its eye sight checked. consult me after u do that :k:

Oh! I think I need to get its eye sight checked :o

Would you have a special eye specialist doctor that you would recommend to me?

Mehrbani
Owner of a Chicken with Faulty Eyesight

[BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

@Irem

Oh! I think I need to get its eye sight checked :o

Would you have a special eye specialist doctor that you would recommend to me?

Mehrbani
Owner of a Chicken with Faulty Eyesight

well the distance should be 30 cm.. try it :k:

[BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

agar aap kay murghay ki nazar kamzoor hay to
another way to hypnotise it is as follows:

Take one chicken.

Tuck its head under its wing.

Gently rock the chicken from side to side for a few seconds.

Carefully, very carefully, set the chicken down.

The bird should now stay in that pose for some time

Eventually, if you don't disturb it, the chicken will awake. It will usually let out a very surprised 'bwark' and look, for all the world, like it doesn't know how it got in that ridiculous position

[Chloe_Sullivan]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Gosh BIB, I gotta hand it to you, you are uber funny. The things you say..omg, are just so effin hilarious,

[BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

@Chloe_Sullivan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Gosh BIB, I gotta hand it to you, you are uber funny. The things you say..omg, are just so effin hilarious,

where did u find this thread from

[angel-face]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

wow thats helpful:D

[BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

@angel-face

wow thats helpful:D

glad i was helpful :k:

[angel-face]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

@*~~BoReD-iN-BrIsBaNe~~*

glad i was helpful :k:

i lied … no help at all:D

[BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

@angel-face

i lied … no help at all:D

dont come to me if your chickens go on a rampage then …

[MYwish]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

when would you teach us to hypnotize the bird flu infection???? sounds fun eh

[angel-face]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

@*~~BoReD-iN-BrIsBaNe~~*

dont come to me if your chickens go on a rampage then …

i ll try not too:p … but u got my back… right:(

[BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

@MYwish

when would you teach us to hypnotize the bird flu infection??? sounds fun eh

i am doing my research :halo:

[MYwish]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

jaldi jaldi.. its ur oen chance at becoming a european hero....

[BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

@MYwish

jaldi jaldi.. its ur oen chance at becoming a european hero…

i am already the great aussie legend.. i can live with that

who cares europe

[MYwish]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

Mayn jo keh rahee houn...

[wassif]

Re: How to Hypnotize your Chicken

You sure this chicken was alive when you got it?!

and it wasnt just laying there dead?