well guess what I recently learned how to hypnotize a chicken. And admit it you saw the title and you wanted to know how to hypnotize a chicken too! Because deep down, not only is useless information more fun than the practical stuff, it also … well, maybe that’s the only reason it’s better. But it’s enough!
Okay, now I have a confession. I mostly know how to hypnotize a chicken but I didn’t pay that close of attention. I didn’t know I’d be teaching it later, so parts may be a bit rusty. You may have to experiment on your chicken several times to get it just right. Try to find a mellow chicken for this. Perhaps you should get it some treats for after. That’s fair.
So… you get your chicken and you hold it upside down and put it on its back on the ground. Then you draw a line from its beak out in the sand, and that will get its attention focused on your finger and the line. It will go into a trance, I swear. I saw it on the Discovery Channel and they don’t make this stuff up. It has something to do with eagles flying overhead and playing dead. But I’m not sure what because I was making supper while watching. Sorry
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cant go out when i am drunk.. cant talk to neone when i am drunk.. cant drive when i am drunk.. now cant be online when i am drunk.. wat is a drunk to do then
