How to Hypnotize your Chicken

naina_wali · March 29, 2005, 3:13pm

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and i always thought u had THIS bit of aqal left in u..sighzz

and chorni and beebzy..im no murghi wurghi..mazaq banaya howa hai!

Saqi_the_angel · March 29, 2005, 8:22pm

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*~~BoReD-iN-BrIsBaNe~~*:

well guess what I recently learned how to hypnotize a chicken. And admit it you saw the title and you wanted to know how to hypnotize a chicken too! Because deep down, not only is useless information more fun than the practical stuff, it also … well, maybe that’s the only reason it’s better. But it’s enough!

Okay, now I have a confession. I mostly know how to hypnotize a chicken but I didn’t pay that close of attention. I didn’t know I’d be teaching it later, so parts may be a bit rusty. You may have to experiment on your chicken several times to get it just right. Try to find a mellow chicken for this. Perhaps you should get it some treats for after. That’s fair.

So… you get your chicken and you hold it upside down and put it on its back on the ground. Then you draw a line from its beak out in the sand, and that will get its attention focused on your finger and the line. It will go into a trance, I swear. I saw it on the Discovery Channel and they don’t make this stuff up. It has something to do with eagles flying overhead and playing dead. But I’m not sure what because I was making supper while watching. Sorry
:halo:

r we talkin abt chick or chicken?

abc1234 · March 29, 2005, 10:18pm

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Thanks for sharing :k:

I have been trying to find a way to hypnotise my chicken for the longest time.

I’ll try your method and let you know the results.

I did have a question though.

You said,

you get your chicken and you hold it upside down and put it on its back on the ground. Then you draw a line from its beak out in the sand, and that will get its attention focused on your finger and the line.

My question is: How long should that line be?

Lakh Mehrbani,
Irem

BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe · March 30, 2005, 12:23am

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my expertise lies only in chicks and chicken .. frogs not my department of research.sorry !

BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe · March 30, 2005, 12:24am

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it dint work with yours cause u have a turkey … its different

Confused_Guy · March 30, 2005, 12:26am

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hey BiB.. wouldnt it work for you too.. ? :D ;)

BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe · March 30, 2005, 12:31am

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Thanks for your interest in my research. I guarantee u shall not be dissapointed with my method of hypnosis. Where as the question goes of how long the line should be.. it merely depends on your chickens eye sight. Now u should know if it is far sighted or not. If u dont get its eye sight checked. consult me after u do that :k:

BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe · March 30, 2005, 12:33am

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why do u wanna hypnotise me

u could try though . .

BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe · March 30, 2005, 12:34am

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well if the chick has a beak… i am talkin bout her

Janwar · March 30, 2005, 12:40am

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Confused_Guy · March 30, 2005, 5:01am

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nahee yaar.. I dont want your anday..!! :lol:

James_Bhaand · March 30, 2005, 5:12am

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I used to hypnotize chicks all the time ;)

BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe · March 30, 2005, 5:13am

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oh really

BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe · March 30, 2005, 5:14am

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James_Bhaand · March 30, 2005, 5:18am

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itni eyes mat roolooo
warnaa shakal aisi hi ho jaiey gi

AQ · March 30, 2005, 5:27am

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bhabhi ko bataaouN gaa

BoReD_iN_BrIsBaNe · March 30, 2005, 5:29am

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i was just trying to hypnotise u with my eyes .. dint work

James_Bhaand · March 30, 2005, 5:34am

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chughal khoor LoomaR

AQ · March 30, 2005, 5:35am

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sub kuch bataaouN gaa

James_Bhaand · March 30, 2005, 5:39am

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NAHINNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnn

bites nails