How To Hit On a Muslim Man

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Suggestions please.

Thanks.

Taking my top off clearly wont do.

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u never know that might be the only thing that works ...

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the usual way, but instead of brown paper bag, use fabric.

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i didn't get that one

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Look hot and sweet. Make eye contact then shyly look away with a smile. Look for a way in to a conversation that will make you seem both accessible and aloof. And keep him wanting more.

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That's so helpful.

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For orthodox muslim..... if you find somewhere...

Use words like Inshallah, Mashaallah, Nuzobillah several times in conversation.

Say 'Haye Allah' when he sees you and ...with a smile, look down.

Use Hijab or Niqab when he is around.

Always go with your family member on ocassions where he will be present.

Have a tasbeeh in your hand all the time..roll it faster when he sees you.

etc.

If you have to ask then stay with lizard! :)

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Compliment his beard...

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^ No comment.

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Put a full body abaya and walk like a double hump camel

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Stroke his beard. That should get the message across.

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say aslam-o-alaikum bhaiyya. zaroor dekhe ga phir keh dena mazak main kaha tha.

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^ Alright seriously, you are perhaps the most unisex entity I have ever seen on GS. What are you, a bloke or a lady?

Edit: If you are a lady, you're fine then. If you're a bloke, mucking sort yourself out.

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Dude, you’ve NO frickin idea how many times I’ve asked Blessed Baba/Bibi this question :no:. My conclusion is that Blessed is a bibi.

The last time this gender confusion took place was with the member, GreatZero. I do like Blessed though :smiley:

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LOL! The thing is, s/he sort of keeps switching sides. I reckon s/he once stated somewhere that s/he was a bloke, and then later turns around and goes all sistah. Perhaps they is just messing with our heads.

Don’t know about GreatZero, but this ArabJaani is also kind of like a border-stepper.

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^Nah, Arabjaani is a girl.

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i am an all-gender counsellor. haha

i feel honoured. truly

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Carry an armload of books in your hand and then casually bump into him...let the books fall and then when he bends down to help you pick them up...make sure your heads bump! Laugh shyly and say "oh sorry jee"...

There you go!

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Carry an armload of books in your hand and then casually bump into him...let the books fall and then when he bends down to help you pick them up...make sure your heads bump! Laugh shyly and say "oh sorry jee"...

There you go!