A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, “What a peaceful & loving couple”.
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: “Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
America,” explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, “That’s once.”
"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once
more my wife quietly said, “That’s twice.”
"We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the
third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the
horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, "What’s wrong with you, Woman! Why did you
shoot the poor animal like that… Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly said,
“That’s once.”
“And from that moment…we have lived happily every after.”
^ schweets you and I are off the list so we're cool...I wanna know who else is on it...but we can't flood here :( Maddy open a thread about your list...!
The contents of my list are classified as top secrets and cannot be divulged under Gupshup’s Official Secrets Act 2007. The could cause rather a scandal if they were leaked
well phoenix u are pretty, single AND nice...so i bet u r still on his list. u need to start being mean to maddy. waise idea's good. lemme open a thread for him in cafe!
