Re: How to handle a Husband
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Wife replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the Lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's horse stumbled and he almost fell off. My husband looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, "That's twice."
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.
My **husband **quietly removed a revolver from his backpackand shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at him, "What's wrong with you, Moron! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that... Are you crazy? he looked at ME, and quietly said,
"That's once."
"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."
:D
**And that is the original version before some Lady changed it....and that is Once:) **
**No matter it is still Funny, thanks for sharing...:D **
